Monday, March 2, 2009

Madonna and Jesus

His family pointed out that she's exactly the same age as his grandmother. I'd like to point out that he looks like an insufferable little douche and can't she do better than that? Really?

Guy Ritchie is enjoying himself by referring to Gristle as "It." As in, "Oh, It’s in a bad mood today" or "We can’t make It angry." Madonna's rep, Liz Rosenberg : "It hasn’t been in a bad mood since the divorce was finalized." Snicker. Chalk up one for Gristle.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

hes gay just look at him
shes become a joke
desperate Ageing sex symbol still thinks she's got it going on.. no one cares.. except to laugh at the fool you become

Anonymous said...

I used to like Madonna but this is just gross! Demi Moore and her,need to accept that they are not 20 anymore. Have some grace! and let the younger ones have their time. Look at Jane Seymor,Michelle Pfifer and Julia Roberts.

Anonymous said...

DAting one of your grannie's friends (could be age-wise), yep, that's how to get a great rep.

Sorry delusional old hag and her never will be tiny boy.

Anonymous said...

He's exactly Madonna's sexual "type". Guy *never* was... Sean either, for that matter.

It's been well-documented that even in her early 'lean' years, she loved to hook-up for wild sex forays with extremely-young, latino men.. er, boys. lol

Needless to say, I don't think they spend hours playing chess, or discussing the pros and cons of the new administration.

No wonder she's smiling these days!

Anonymous said...

She's shallow selfabsorbed and wants the attention being linked with a young hottie brings like some how it makes her seem younger and better then she is. And she's worried about what Guy subjects the kids to when not in her presence? Didn't like her much before, like her even less now.

Anonymous said...

So unfair! That old bat gets that hot guy!

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Naseem. For saying what most of us are thinking... LOL

Anonymous said...

as way back when.... the countess elizabeth bathory tried to keep herself looking eternally young by bathing in the collected blood of virgin girls..... so does the Vadge scour the world in pursuit of young men/boys from whose sperm she concocts a rejuvinating face cream/body lotion.... alas,she does notseem to see that it does not work. She should try elizabeth taylors sworn-by concoction of smearing the placenta of unborn calves into her skin, or posh`s perky potion of pigeon poop.

Dirty Disher said...

Interesting, Doc, you have a good memory.

Anonymous said...

yes DD, i loved the tale of Bathory too! ...or do you mean the ancient memory of Taylors "beauty" elixer?!....
i think Shirley McLane used to swathe her mugg in some kind of whacky "super cream" as well... I`m hard pressed to remember the active ingredients.... something to do with rainforest ape droppings and peruvian frog menstrual blood shed just at the stroke of midnight pacific standard time, I could be wrong though! ;)