Matt Lauer hit a deer on his bicycle last weekend and there's lots of jokes going around. Merideth Vieira said: "I hired the deer, but, I said, just graze him." Which was pretty funny. Deer are crazy. I was stopped at a country stop sign one time when a deer came up from the ditch and hit my driver side door so hard, he smashed it. Then he fell down and I climbed out the passenger side to check him and he got up and tried to take me. Last year we had one come through the shop. Walked through town with it's buddies, sashayed to the town square and jumped through the glass front door. It destroyed the shop and jumped out through a huge display window. We have pictures. I'm still finding globs of deer hair in my reading room. I wish someone had gotten video of Matt and the deer. I'd have rooted for the deer.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Matt Lauer now has a deer story
Matt Lauer hit a deer on his bicycle last weekend and there's lots of jokes going around. Merideth Vieira said: "I hired the deer, but, I said, just graze him." Which was pretty funny. Deer are crazy. I was stopped at a country stop sign one time when a deer came up from the ditch and hit my driver side door so hard, he smashed it. Then he fell down and I climbed out the passenger side to check him and he got up and tried to take me. Last year we had one come through the shop. Walked through town with it's buddies, sashayed to the town square and jumped through the glass front door. It destroyed the shop and jumped out through a huge display window. We have pictures. I'm still finding globs of deer hair in my reading room. I wish someone had gotten video of Matt and the deer. I'd have rooted for the deer.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!
You're on the wrong site.
one time i was riding down a sorta major highway in a suburb of baltimore.stores and businesses everywhere. a deer ran out from behind one in broad daylight, smacked into the side of my suv, rolled down the side and ripped half my bumper off. also shit smeared down the side of the truck. guess it scared the shit out of both of us.
Isn't it weird the way the don't seem to see a fucking SUV right in front of them? Yet they can hide two feet away from you. They're spooky.
Deer eye for the queer guy?
I know a deer park nearby where one of the deers was so annoyed by a dog that he jumped over the fence, killed the dog and jumped back ...
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