Thursday, March 19, 2009

More eating out. Yeah, I said it

Fishy picks at Gristle's salad. Why is she picking at Madge's salad when she has the same GD thing on her own plate? She probably saved it in a baggie labeled "My good friend, Madonna's salad" and locked it in a vault. Gristle can't eat in restaurants anyhow, they don't serve hay. I wonder what that sign on the table says? Twat table? Reserved for Assholes? If you are what you eat, then these two eat ass.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL - hay!

Anonymous said...

Lighten up.

Dirty Disher said...

Bite me.

Anonymous said...

Gwennie is Jewish and Madge wants to be Jewish -- is that the connection?

Anonymous said...

There are only two ways to be Jewish: you either convert to Judiasm or are born to a Jewish mother. Gwynie's late father (Bruce Paltrow) was Jewish-- not her mother.

Anonymous said...

Blyth Danner may not be a jew but she played opposite a Jew in "Meet The Fockers"...Barbra Streisand was a total hoot in that movie. The entire cast was wonderful. But how did she birth someone as snotty as Gwyneth? I mean c'mon. If anybody needs to lighten up it's Gwyneth. These 2 bitches need to just 'get it on' and stop with the pretending.

Anonymous said...

Madonna looks FANTASTIC in that picture!! She usually looks like a plastic freak! I could go on and on about her arms!

Anonymous said...

Blythe Danner is a very cool and beautiful woman, I do NOT know how she birthed Gwyneth. She really should tell her daughter to knock it off.

Anonymous said...

Ahhah, so thats the connection between Gwenneth and Madge, they are both wannabe jews!

Yep fucking that young thing jesus is sure giving madge a nice afterglow. Better than expensive, painful, fake, cosmetic stuff. I suppose it's that for madge from now on. AND wearing her daughters clothes.

What a disappointment she's turned out to be. I really hoped she MIGHT have found a way to leading women into old age (gracefully). But all she can come up with is young-dum-full-of-come. So original, she, Ivana Trump and that sticky fountain of youth. YUM!!

Anonymous said...

The woman was a young graceless whore who fucked everything in her path to obtain fame. It didn't matter that she was mediocre and marginal in all of her entertainment pursuits. Gutter whores are graceless from birth to death. Madonna doesn't have the dignity to age gracefully. She still wants to be thought of as cool.

Anonymous said...

I saw Gwennie on the Tonight Show a while back and she said "I'm a nice Jewish girl". So I thought that she must've followed her dad's religion. Had no idea what religion, if any, Blythe was.