Jennifer Lopez borrowed $50,000 worth of jewelry to wear to some fashion line launch. You can read it HERE. Anyhow, everyone borrowed jewelry including Gwen Stefani, but, they all gave it back. Jen had her people call up Robert Mouawad's people (the owner of the diamonds) and tell them Ms. Lopez would be keeping hers. Robert Mouawad's people say he would not fret over a mere 50 grand and Ms. Lopez's endorsement is "priceless."*
Oh, come on! Why am I picturing the Latino Mafia? Meeeez Lopez, weell, how you say? Be keeping da joolz. Sank you vedy mooch. Haba nize day. (Tips hat, puts away machine gun, and exits.) Can she really do that? I guess she can. Hmfff.
7 comments:
Joo house iss my house.
Bigot, much?
Idiot.
mimicking an accent (via speech or writing) is not bigotry. I lived in Italy for a time, and folks had me on the floor laughing with mimicking my American accent.
JLo is greedy, narcissistic, and a fool. Not a nice person. The jewels deal just highlights everything rotten about this woman. My house iss not Joo house, JLo
This post is hilarious and the captions are a riot. I think the first poster could use a colonic...starting from the throat down.
she's a greedy grub!!!
miss tia
They looked tanked in that picture lol. She's all nerve and ego pulling that Miss Lopez garbage, but I suppose they have to have something to pawn to get through another jet set week.
She's "Jenny from the fucking block" She can do whatever she wants. Gawd, this no-talent piece of shit's ego knows no bounds!
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