Wednesday, March 4, 2009

P Diddy..P pooped

I'd just like to point out that Diddy didn't make it through the 36 non stop hours of tantric sex he promised his fans he'd blog through. He got tired after 10 hours and quit, twittering that his dick hurt and he was exhausted. Exhausted? Who's he think he is, Kate Gosselin? Really, Diddy, what a disappointment, you've ruined all our fantasies.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Urgh...Do we need to know this? Some things should be private!!!

Anonymous said...

Ok i'll be the first to admit that i don't get it. Was he literally going to try and have sex for 36 hours and blog while doing it or what?

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

We get it, DOODy. Stop cramming it down our throats. "You the MAN!"

(in your own little doody world)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for answering me Dishy. He obviously doesn't understand what 'tantric' means if that was his scheme.

Anonymous said...

Dayyyumm, look at that bigass gorilla on there with him! I'm fingering myself as I sit here, looking at all that fat black sweaty flesh, she's fucking hotttt


Eliza Douchebag

Anonymous said...

Disgusting -- both of them.

Anonymous said...

Actually, he looks pretty desperate. Lol.