Monday, March 23, 2009

Paltrow's little obligations


Gwyneth must be taking parenting advice from her pal, Gristle. You must parade your children every six weeks and then dump them back with the nannies. Then go blab and blog about how hard your life is and how you have to leave your home in England, (in a Brit accent) and move back to LA. to work...where you're fucking from in the first place. She thinks people forget that because we're all so dumb and beneath her. Build a bear with the little obligations, then go party with Madonna for weeks. How hard can it be? She never lifts a finger. And if working is sooooo terribly hard, why doesn't she stay home and spent the billions she already has? Oh, because she loves her art. She's an "artist"...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gwyneth, understandably, must really annoy you.

Anonymous said...

Her children are so unfortunate looking.

Anonymous said...

Her kids are so homely, as is their father.

Anonymous said...

yeah, she's an arteeeest!!