Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Parasshole is in love......for the 8,000,000 time

“Doug and I became friends about a year ago and we continued talking and hanging out,” ParAsshole said. “And now we just got back from Tokyo….He’s such a gentleman. So sweet and nice and elegant and smart and fun. I’m just really happy that he’s here.”
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Didn't she say the same thing about Beji? And Stavros and Paris Latte and Joe Francis and don't make me look 'em all up. There's been millions. Literally. This chick has a serious case of whore-itis and that's exactly the reason 1 out every 6 people in the world have Herpes. I used to think I was a slut when I was young, but, ParAssole makes me look like a teeny tiny whorderve on the big whore banquet of life. No one could compete with her whoredom.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's a nice looking guy (unless the previous Benji itty-bitty fella). Isn't she the postergirl for whoredom? I thought that was her whole schtik?

Anonymous said...

lol @ whorderve.

Anonymous said...

I meant to say, sorry "unlike" not unless

Anonymous said...

Paris is a lost, spoiled girl with a whole lot of skeletons. I remember when she was engaged to Paris (the male Greek boy), and his parents read the local Athens paper with still pictures of one of her sex tapes.
Telentless, entitled, and annoying.

Anonymous said...

whorderve...ahahahahahaha...awesome!

Anonymous said...

great word DD. sounds yummy like a Herpetizer

Anonymous said...

Gee, I wonder if he is one of those very select few that is allowed to kiss her?

Anonymous said...

When you said I used to think I was a whore, I was sure crabbie was posting. Sorry DD., wait crabbie is still a whore right?