Friday, March 6, 2009

RIP, doggie..wait it's back..nope..

Michael Jackson's bestest friend, Elizabeth Taylor's little Maltese dog, Sugar passed away. Liz got another little dog that looked identical to Sugar and named her Daisy. But, Daisy pissed Liz off because she wouldn't sit in her lap all day like Sugar. So, Liz gave Daisy away and got ANOTHER identical dog she named...uhh......Daisy. Are you confused? Well, don't be 'cause when Elizabeth finally kicks off, Daisy is going to replace her with another rich old lady, dripping diamonds, who pushes her around in a wheel chair all day..and she's going to name her Liz. Or maybe Debbie.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor Liz, poor dogs. My mother was born in the same year as Liz and is on the go from dawn till way after dusk each day shopping and playing cards and going to theatre. Sad.

Anonymous said...

Inspite of a pampered existence a lifetime of physical pain has taken it's toll. She's just a shadow of her former self, i can't help but feel badly for her.

Anonymous said...

Pain? What's wrong besides old age?

Dirty Disher said...

Everything. Liz's medical history reads like War And Peace.

Anonymous said...

She's about the last of the golden age of hollywood. I like seeing her and burton in a movie together, you can just see the sparks fly, a real love/hate relationship. Very few women had the beauty she had and still is. DD don't you think liz deserves a little more respect than what you posted? She's not one of the twits of hollywood today.