Monday, March 9, 2009

She is....Sasha Fierce


Yeah, you don't want to get too enthusiastic there, Bouncie, or you might explode. Dress obviously designed by NASA specifically to magically redistribute the blubber. I think I see a codpiece.




What's all this extra space for, Blogger? Did Beyonce's beauty confuse your little beta hyper mind?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do not even try to tell us that your comfortable in that cinched girdle, your giving a whole new meaning to fierce bouncy.

Makes her look like shes in drag too, like shes wearing some serious tucking panties. lol

Anonymous said...

Those are NOT her hips, are they? Is that new fashion, a bustle on each side or what?

Anonymous said...

It's her hips and backside alright 2:43, she's wearing a custom made corset to cinche her waist, but all it does is push the flesh down and out!

Anonymous said...

Those thighs look like freakin end tables.

God, I can't STAND this bitch.

Anonymous said...

Ack. She needs to execute her stylist.
She definitely has shelf-butt (as well as hips) in this picture. I can't believe she actually went out in public this way.
I would pay good money not to have to look at that picture on the way to the next post.

Anonymous said...

Looks like her ass is invading the front stuff.