Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Stop yanking my chain, Blo-han

On the "real" Lindsay Lohan:"I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie. I love to act and write and be creative and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it."
On why she can't get work:"If people would just leave my personal life alone--because it's really not that interesting--then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting."
On her dreams:"I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc. It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be."
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I posted that pic to remind Lindsay that this mess is her fault, not ours. The reason you can't get work, Blow, is because studios can't insure you and you have a reputation for not showing up. No one is willing to throw millions away on an out of control party girl. Period. You will never win a fucking Oscar. I'll bet this blog on it. But, you could have had a decent chick flick career, like Aniston...instead you chose this. So shut up, suck it up and go fuck yourself. You are not amusing anymore. You..are..DONE. Do I need to send you a registered letter?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anybody else think she meant to say "sychophants," but is too dumb to know it's not "sicko fans"?

Anonymous said...

She sounds like a little kid when you ask huim what he wants to be when he grows up. It's always; an astronaut and a cowboy and baseball player and a architect and a doctor.

Anonymous said...

Yeah she seems to think that saying it is as good as doing it.

She also contradicted herself by complaining that she was living out her "college years" in the public eye, which is like saying that all the partying is normal for her age, which contradicts the statement that she's NOT partying.

Anonymous said...

You know, she's been much too busy in the last five years to "start her own charity, be in Oscar-nominated films," etc. She's been busy doing...er...ah yes remember when she was all tied up with that super-important thing that kept her so importantly busy for the entirety of the last five years? What was it again? My memory has failed me but an important person like her has definitely been importantly busy. I look forward to her valuable contributions, I mean *additional* valuable contributions, to the human condition and race.

Anonymous said...

No I don't think she knows the word sycophant. And why would she blame sicko fans for anything? How could they prevent her getting a job?

Anonymous said...

She's an idiot, plain and simple. I mean really. Yes, all us fans are holding a gun to her head to act like a psychotic junkie. This bitch has way too many "yes" people in her life.

Dirty Disher said...

If she wants to "write books"..who's fuckin' stopping her? Sit your drunken ass down and write. She's such a dumb skeezer.

Anonymous said...

Lets write her that registered letter DD, topics to include, how she's truly viewed by the public & 13 steps to pulling your shit together.

Dirty Disher said...

I gave up on her a long time ago. She's done.

Anonymous said...

"...a decent chick flick career, like Aniston..." Are you fucking crazy? Her movies suck, man! It's pathetic!

Anonymous said...

I did have good expectations for this girl at one time. Then she decided to become part of all that is wrong in the world! I say DECIDED, because she has no one to blame but herself. The drugs, alcohol, ridiculously hideous lesbo dj lover/not lover, the diva attitude on the set...all of this she CHOSE. She needs to dry out, shut up, hone her craft, and eat some humble pie..then MAYBE she can get movie roles. Until then, she is just another sad reminder of what Hollyweird does to stupid people.

Eric in San Diego

Anonymous said...

Smithereens. Her career. Blown to.

Anonymous said...

She's totally delusional. With or without the drugs and booze.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean that if she DOES win an Oscar someday you'll abandon the blogging biz?

Anonymous said...

anon 1:56 you stole a line off dlisted. At least give credit, skank

Anonymous said...

6:14:00, yes. And I will post my nude photo when I shut it down.

Anonymous said...

alas, I was so hoping one day to see a nude pic of you, DD. ...not to be. sigh

Anonymous said...

Amen. I'm only sticking around for the lesbian-angle car wreck. Once she and Sam are over I'm done with her. Shit, Michael's more interesting than her now.