Monday, March 23, 2009

Suri gets cupcakes in Bev Hills

That is just ridiculous. How is that child supposed to see? Her parents have a screw loose.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

They are probably growing her hair out but they should get some cute barrets, clips, headbands or something.

Most kids i know end up with messy hair no matter how many times their mother brushes it.

Dirty Disher said...

If she won't leave barretts in, then she isn't old eough to grow her bangs out. Period. Children are clumsy, they need to see.

Anonymous said...

She looks just like her mother.
Has anybody figured out who the father is???

Anonymous said...

She looks like a wild thing. Like she's been living in the woods...remember that movie, Nell?

I'd already experimented with scissors at that age. I cut off the neatly trimmed bangs my mom gave me, to the root.

Anonymous said...

It's probably some weird Scientology ritual.

lol @ tvsnark, well they have just confirmed Xenu exists.

Anonymous said...

I guess we all need to take up a collection to send poor little Suri's mom the headbands, clips, barrettes...or is she going for the Hannah Gosselin look?

Cut her bangs or put them back somehow. That is crazy. I was a little girl who didn't want to wear a handband either, but guess what, I wore one and that was that.

Anonymous said...

It took Suri's bangs to make you think her parents have a screw loose?

Anonymous said...

took the words right off my keyboard anon 3:10

Anonymous said...

I don't think they have any influence over Suri. I think Suri was the boss from the beginning. I think Suri tells THEM when to cut their hair and what to wear. I blame Suri for her mother's wardrobe.

Anonymous said...

Forget the bangs !! Look at the size of the arms on that kid ! Talk about guns !! Whoa ! Maybe she's been bench pressing Tommy ~

Anonymous said...

LOL Anon 3:54 That made me spit my drink!

Dirty Disher said...

LOL at all of you.

Denise said...

Screw loose?

That couple has a whole toolbox loose.

Anonymous said...

I think Suri's bangs are the lowest on the speculation poll that her parents are crazy. There are so many bigger things here.

Anonymous said...

What's crazier than anything about this story is that some idiot stood in line for gawd knows how long with the rest of the morons at Sprinkle's cupcakes for the distinct privilege of spending $4.50 on a FUCKING CUPCAKE!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure they're just letting it grow out to get it all one length. She's still the cutest celeb-kid by far =)

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:32...you just made my day!

Anonymous said...

aw mate!!! just get that kids hair out of her fuckin eyes! pleese!! and then hand her a vegan cupcake.

Anonymous said...

yup another happy go lucky Suri

crystal