"Waking up to this song idea that won't leave my head. 3 days straight now. That means it's good enough to finish.""It's called "Half of My Heart" and I want to sing it with Taylor Swift. She would make a killer "Nicks" in contrast to my "Petty" of a song."
Twitter blogger: Should Jennifer Aniston start having a nervous breakdown now or wait for the actual intercourse?
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Taylor twitters: "Fireworks out the hotel window. Carnival in Melbourne. Listening to "Comfortable" by John Mayer. :)"*
Translation: Mayer's penis fits comfortably. I'm telling you, there's something going on between these two, and it's more than them singing a duet.
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Are these two humping???!!! And if they are, will Aniston kill them????? THIS Twitter blog is fucking hilarious! What a gold mine of brain farts!
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Oo can you imagine if they were involved and the fall out from that. JA will never live down the 'poor jen can't win' attitude if it is true.
Wonder what it is about her that makes her tune out to what the men in her life are really doing.
so sad. he's probably freaked out from all the paps. poor lil thing. it's really sad that these celeb parents expose their children to this. they chose this life and with it comes the good and the bad.
woops... i totally commented on the wrong post! sorry!
NOOO!!!!! Please leave Taylor alone, John. You can keep Jennifer, even though she deserves better than you also. :)
Once a dog, always a dog!! Sorry Jen!
WTF is Taylor Swift?
I actually like Taylor Swift's voice, and some of her music.
I hope this twitter thing isn't true, because I like JM with JA also.
Took my niece to see Taylor. Believe you me she is not talented. She definitely needs the added stuff in the studio to even make her sound halfway decent. Google it, the reviews to anyone that has heard her live. They say the same thing.
Interesting comment about the live performance. All I have heard is the polished studio stuff.
Probably the best performer I ever heard live was John Denver. His voice was just as perfect live as it was recorded. (lots of other groups and single artists were good, too, but he was the best.)
I freakin love this site :D That was the funniest thing ever and the other "tweets" are just as stupid/moronic/hysterically funny I cried from laughing so hard.
Holy Crap these people are famous?? WTF??? Now if only Kate and Jon would Twitter the last sign of the apocalypse would be realized :D
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