A New York casting call for America's Next Top Model turned into a dipshit stampede that resulted in two minor injures and two arrests for disorderly conduct and inciting. The video above suggests the whole thing started when a car began overheating and someone shouted "Bomb!" This is not true though. I have it on good authority that the melee actually began because someone started yelling that they had free cocaine. There must be some way we can blame Tyra Banks for this and have her slapped in irons.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Tyra Banks's Dumb Ass ANTM Causes Riot
A New York casting call for America's Next Top Model turned into a dipshit stampede that resulted in two minor injures and two arrests for disorderly conduct and inciting. The video above suggests the whole thing started when a car began overheating and someone shouted "Bomb!" This is not true though. I have it on good authority that the melee actually began because someone started yelling that they had free cocaine. There must be some way we can blame Tyra Banks for this and have her slapped in irons.
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Has any one on this show ever become a top model?
What is a "top model"? Whatever it is, everyone's definition would differ I'm sure.
From what I've read, most if not all the winners of ANTM *did* achieve some measure of success in the industry.
Some more than others. ;-)
Drop napalm on this crowd and raise the collective IQ of America by 0.9%....
what a fuckin mess!! glad i wasn't there.
I never watched ANTM. Don't these "top models" end up being featured in Sears catalogs after their one photoshoot with L'Oreal?
Tyra: "and now we will shave your heads and amputate both arms..you will look fierce in a cauldren of boiling oil with a flame thrower up your ass simulating sex with farm animals! Make love to the cow with your eyes..do it! Fuck the cow! You are America's next.......top.......model!!!!!!!!!"
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