Chelsea's contract with the E! network has been extended and her salary is now eight figures. In other words, she's a big deal, kicking her boy rival's Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel and Carson Daly ass's. I shouldn't have included Carson Daly, a monkey with a spray tan could kick his ass. But, Mz. Handler is holding her own. The fact that she's shacking up with the head of the E!/Comcast CEO Ted Harbert is something she's quite open about and jokes about where her "kashlapuss" got her. I like Chelsea, as far as late night goes, I don't think you'll find may people in her league. Joel McHale..that's about it. I wish she'd stop excusing people from being idiots based on their looks though. "She's pretty though, right?" ..seems to be a running non gag. Pretty or not, rip them up, Chels. Handler's very real penchant for hot midgets is satisfied by sidekick Chuy, who provides one liners worthy of eye rolls. She could lose him, really she could. Does anyone know what the hell happened between Chelsea and her other partner in crime, Heather Long Boobs McDonald? She's gone and Handler takes pot shots at her. Whatever happened, Chelsea needs to suck it up and get Heather back. Together they were pure gold. Or green, as E! translates it.
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I love Chelsea. Her books were a riot!
Good for her. She's done it on her own merit & she looks pretty hot. Fab shoes too.
She always has great shoes. But, her stylist needs to be fired. For real.
Who in the hell does her hair, is what I want to know. Nine times out of ten, it's stuck up in a damn pony tail. For the love of all things hot and round...put some curl in that shit. Whatever that person is being paid is too damn much.
Her hair is awful too. It's so bad. The curls look even worse than the pony.
At least she isn't putting nasty extensions in her hair. She has bad hair days, but that's makes her more real. Her body has gotten buffer.
I'd rather have a funny woman any day over a faked, baked and plastic one.
I agree with 1:58
Her looking normal makes her even more likeable. I know there have been times I'm watching her and thinking damn! she actually wore that. She's super funny so anything else is already an extra.
Heather was on last night. She played both the Octomom and Gloria Allred.
I love this show and I wish it would expand to an hour.
GD I missed it. I'll find it on You Tube and post it.
Here on the west coast she's on at 11, so she's really only kicking the local news' ass. She's pretty funny.
You know how some people are kind of funny but not nearly as funny as they think they are? She's an example.
Her stylist and makeup artist should be drawn and quartered.
Heather McDonald (open republican) probably got tired of Chelsea's love affair w/ Obama... that what made me stop watching. She was hilarious until she started getting political. Still love Joel McHale though :D
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