Amy Winehouse has moved herself out to the suburbs and, as you can imagine, the neighbors aren't too happy about it. Well, I guess they'll just have to suck it up. Amy needs to relax and the 'burbs will be perfect for her. Plus, when she inevitably relapses, she'll be glad to have some nice soft grass to pass out on instead of those hard sidewalks. And yes, the house does have a garage...for Amy to break into after she forgets her keys.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Wino's New Digs
Amy Winehouse has moved herself out to the suburbs and, as you can imagine, the neighbors aren't too happy about it. Well, I guess they'll just have to suck it up. Amy needs to relax and the 'burbs will be perfect for her. Plus, when she inevitably relapses, she'll be glad to have some nice soft grass to pass out on instead of those hard sidewalks. And yes, the house does have a garage...for Amy to break into after she forgets her keys.
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LEAVE AMY ALONE!!!!!!
Team Wino 4 e-vah.
:)
Well on the bright side the days of going next door to borrow a cup a sugar take on a whole new meeting here.
HOW does this woman make so much money? i mean i LOVE her voice, its really good. but she has only put out what? 2 cd's? i know really good musicians who work really, really HARD and they don't have a brass razoo, not even wooden sticks to rub together to make a fire.
Hi Lia,
Amy's personal fortune has been estimated at $16 million. I know it's mind-boggling to imagine, considering it seems she hardly EVER works and has released only 2 CD's with any acclaim. However, when you take into account her initial contract worth millions-- PLUS, she's been known to make a couple of million dollars for a ONE NIGHT private engagement. (usually the birthday party of some foreign gazzilionaire), it really does add up.
Plus, take into account the fact that she really doesn't live lavishly at all-- compared with her peers. She keeps a fairly low profile, apart from her naked-wasted binges. And we certainly know she isn't out there buying designer clothes and jewelry... lol
Anyway, I think this suburban house is probably her biggest expenditure in years.. I feel sooo sorry for the neighbors!
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