Kate comes home from sucking $25 k for some church speaking engagement where she tells the story of their family again and lies about God and passes the hat. She notices one of the puppies is skinny and lethargic. How long has she been gone?? Jon didn't notice or take the dog to the vet. Kate orders him to. The vet says the dog swallowed a small toy. Kate feeds the annoying children some yogurt and a grape and leaves to fly somewhere else to suck money out of the working class wack jobs who worship her greedy ass. She tells us, as she departs, someday she may grow to like the dogs. Maybe. I doubt it, Kate, you've had kids for eight years and you don't like them yet. At least she got to talk about shit, poop, poo, doody, caca again. That's her favorite subject besides how poor they are.
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Jon, sans Mrs. White Trash, takes all the kids to the vets office where their dog has just had surgery. The doctor explains to Dumb Ass, err, Jon that the dog needs quiet and rest. Jon says "yeah, right" and talks about dog anatomy (incorrectly) and alpha females (I guess he'd know) and gives the dog to the kids who fight over it and jump on it like a trampoline. They go home and a four year old girl is shown cleaning up dog piss from the carpet with one paper towel and a bottle of spray something. I guess pee is organic and you can trust a 4 year old to clean carpets. Then Jon threw the dogs out in the yard, explaining "They're outside dogs." Then how come they're always in the basement with all the kids and no one supervising any of them? Anyhow, dog gets mud in it's sutures. Jon gives a fuck. Not.
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The best part of the episode, except for Kate leaving, was when Jon left one of his kids in the van. They walked halfway to the vets office before he noticed he was missing a kid! In the van! It's not his fault though, he can't count to eight. That's what he was doing with those hot coeds in the news. They were math tutors.
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The best part of the episode, except for Kate leaving, was when Jon left one of his kids in the van. They walked halfway to the vets office before he noticed he was missing a kid! In the van! It's not his fault though, he can't count to eight. That's what he was doing with those hot coeds in the news. They were math tutors.
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She is sacrificing a lot for her family to have these puppies! You need to look at the positive things about them because I'm sure you can find a lot more of those. If you keep "dishing dirty," people will be dishing more dirty things about you than you ever have on anyone else. I'm sure that's not how you want to be known. Leave the Gosselin's alone, and start thinking positively about them. And just stop. I love the Gosselin's and you should appreciate them.
Hey Anon 8:52pm
STFU!!! Her KIDS sacrifice THEIR childhood FOR HER. Get it right dumbass!
so how do you know the dogs are gone?
Excellent troll, 8:52. You must be trolling because you can't be serious.
Seriously, watch one episode with an unbiased mind and you can see those kids are as miserable as their mother.
You can love the Gosselins all you want but it's just not right the way they pimp out their kids.
Remember the episode where they are on vacation and Kate takes the girls to have their hair beaded??? None of them liked it, in fact THEY CRIED because it hurt...and she freakin made them do it anyway! Instead of halting the torture and taking the beads OUT she freakin made them do it. That was the last episode I ever watched. I don't appreciate people who don't appreciate their kids.
He does look pretty shitfaced in that photo. Oh to be a fly on the wall when she got a load of that.
It was stupid of him to let the dogs run around like that. I hope they're planning on having family dog training soon, if the dogs are staying. They need to learn how to show leadership to those dogs before they become a problem. And they will become a problem if they don't.
You need to stop lying about the Gosselins who are a good American family! They show valuible morels and a great lovimg home! They go to church! You are bad peeps who will go stright to H--E douber hockey sitck! Read you fucking bible! Kate does!
YOU LIE! KATE IS THE BEST MOM IN THE WORD AND YOU ARE JELOUS HATERS! YOU ALL WISH YOU WAS HALF AS GOOD AS KATE GOSELIN!!!!
Woo hoo the nuts are out tonight!
The Hair beading episode speaks for itself.
AND if you are going to throw going to church out there as the mark of a good person....I offer one Ted Haggard up as evidence that going to church makes you a good person.
Ted Haggard was the evangelical leader who had a huge following. He was a regular visitor to the Bush White House and regualrly railed against gays. *surprise* Turns out, Ted Haggard had a little thing for man love and crystal meth.
So save your sanctimonious, self-righteous crap about how going to church makes you a good person. It only makes you a good person if you are doing good the OTHER 6 days of the week. Haggard wasn't and kate is a shrew who uses her children for financial gain and fame.
9:22 The word is MORALS. It's in the Bible.
And most Christians I know would never use the words "fucking" and "bible" in the same sentence, let alone back to back in the same sentence.
She abuses animals. She's a worthless piece of crap. Why do you people defend this selfish pile of nothing shit who is nothing, does nothing and knows nothing?
valuible morels? Read you fucking Bible?
9.22, how about learning to read and spell yourself, eh?
DD, uhh... you know this show is pure make-believe, don't you.
I mean -- they're pimping their kids, fo sho', and they're just a pair of phony, greedy excuses for human beings, but the whole fuss about leaving one kid in the van?
Honey, he didn't forget anyone in the van. It's in the friggin' script. As is probably 90% of what goes on in that "show".
And the thing is, the more people are in arms about these stupid Gosselins, the more people blog about them, the better it is for the ratings. So your hate is in the right place, but let's not forget this is basically fiction. I'd expect you to be much smarter than the intended target audience for this ungodly crap.
If this is true, I hope the vet watched the show and called the ASPCA
11:48, I agree with you in that the show is scripted from A-Z and likely intended to outrage the public, thus increase their viewership and overall profile.
But you don't really expect that DDisher is smarter than their target audience.
You were kidding, right?
I can't bear to watch the Gosselin/TLC pimp-fest.
I like DD's recap.
Hey DD, I love your blog. You should go out to L.A. for a buisiness trip, you could work for Kimmel, or Conan.
BTW, Anonomous, correcting grammer is so middle school.
My husband is a philosophy prof, last semester he was roped into teaching Eng. 101, and let me tell you, spelling was not on the syllabus. That is waht smell check is for. Who gives a shit?
mate!!! you are HILARIOUS!!!!! cacked (pooped) myself laughing! thanks. sad about the dog/s though.
I only look at these blogs once in a while, but does anyone know how people know the dogs are gone?
Anonymous said...
9:22 The word is MORALS. It's in the Bible.
And most Christians I know would never use the words "fucking" and "bible" in the same sentence, let alone back to back in the same sentence.
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OHHH, I so know what you mean, and thank you for capitalizing MORALS! A lot of Non-christians have not a flying fuck what a moral is. They probably confuse it with a morsel, dumb ass-wipes! ( And I'm not talking about jon gosselin, he is clearly a smart ass-wipe). I wish the non-christians would stay off the fucking internets! Fucking christ on a popsicle stick!
All good christians know that it is o.k. with Jesus, the Lord Our Saviour, to utter fuck and damn-it-to-shit in the same paragrapgh, but, Never, Ever in the same Sentence! Back to back?? For Fucks Sake. Read the Fucking Bible, for once in your shit-bag life! You might learn something!
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Sorry DD, in a crabby ass-wipe mood. Please don't kick my Gosselin poop-stained underwear off yer blog!
What the hell? Why are these idiots, masked as"Christians", infiltrating our blog? All they are doing is reinforcing my reasons for not loving JC. They are simple, mouth-breathing followers.
Sprite
I call them Crazy Christians. They hide behind their religion to mask that they are bat shit insane.
-Lore
I would sarcastically offer to pray for them, but they wouldn't get the insult.
Sprite
shmedelle..That made me laugh.
And for that first poster..no, I don't appreciate your two hero ass clowns.
Schmedelle obviously doesn't know how to use spell check either.
I think Schmedelle was being sarcastic. Fuck spell check anyway, I get tired of that. Can't we just talk in comments without spell chimp? Who cares?
Kate and the balless wonder should be sterilized. They are both child and animal abusers.
the best part was when jon was picking up the dog shit and he was like this is the story of my life, picking up after others
I stopped watching J+K+8 after I started reading DD on a regular basis, her writing these recaps give people a reason to STOP WATCHING!! Thank you DD for showing the people the light. Now these people are animal abusers on top of everything else. Just got even worse pieces of crap in my eyes(and probably Gods , lol) if that was even possible.
meant to say "now they are even worse pieces of crap"
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Jon admits the marriage is in trouble and getting a write up in People Mag. Those two nitwits will do anything to get face time in the tabloids. Pimp kids, abuse animals, chase co-eds, all the same to them, just want face time on the news stands. Vomit.
I've dropped a few choice comments on other sites regarding the Gosselin's, but just found this one! Great stuff! I was a fan in the beginning...8 freakin' kids?? Parents under 30?? NUTS!! Now, they are all Hollywooded out...tucks, plugs, fake bakes (orange, Kate? Really?), celebrity treatment, speaking tours...it just SUCKS! Then, Kate browbeating former waiter Jon in front of God and everyone just makes it ALMOST unbearable. I still think the kids are adorable, even crazy little Mady...her mom's duplicate! The dogs kind of ruined it for me, though. I've heard that they are gone now, which might be best for all concerned. Jon and Kate had NO idea how to care for puppies. When he put the post-op pup outside and completely disregarded the vet's instructions, it was almost as if he wished harm to the dog! What an ass. Then when Kate makes her appearance to pick up some clean clothes on the way to the airport, she acts totally put out to have to participate in family stuff like FEEDING, CLOTHING, etc. What a freakin' DIVA!! Much like a wreck on the freeway, though...I can't look away!
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