Zac (to Elle), “It was Hallows Eve like, two years ago. It was just a costume store in the back they have an adult section for adult costumes. And this nice older woman asked for a photo. My mom is like, ‘Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop?’ I was like ‘Mom, calm down, it’s not a sex shop.’ She wouldn’t have any of it. She’s like, ‘I knew you were being sexual!’ But she (Starla) understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.”
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Hallow's Eve? And, Zac "being sexual?" What friggin' planet does this kid come from? Haven't him and his little bush shower been shacking up for ages? I don't think he needs condoms. I think he needs an anal probe. Hey, that's what plastic aliens do, everybody knows that.
Hallow's Eve? And, Zac "being sexual?" What friggin' planet does this kid come from? Haven't him and his little bush shower been shacking up for ages? I don't think he needs condoms. I think he needs an anal probe. Hey, that's what plastic aliens do, everybody knows that.
2 comments:
Economy box?
Are they, like, thinner?
Like cheap trash bags?
LOL @ like cheap trash bags.
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