Friday, April 10, 2009

Ali Lohan Passes Lindsay In Age


I'm not sure what kind of magic aging solution Ali Lohan is taking, but whatever it is, shit is working. She has now blown by Linsday in age and is fast closing in on her mom Dina. Soon she will be too old to hang onto Lindsay's coattails anymore, and will have to go get her own job. By that time there won't be anything left but Wal Mart greeter or geriatric porn actress.

8 comments:

disher said...

Holy Moly! Are you sure that's not Lohan's grandma with a bad dye job?

Anonymous said...

Wonder if she's going to go down the same party path big sister is on.

Anonymous said...

Exactly how old is Ali Lohan anyway?

Anonymous said...

A question for some of the stylists here (if DD doesn't mind my asking in this thread) I thought of it because i know Lindsay has in hair extentions, and i was wondering how long they will stay in (and look good) provided you go to someone with a good rep & experience obviously. And what would some things the stylist might do that you should be on the look out for that you going to end up with a cabbage patch hairdo.

Anonymous said...

Ali Lohan is barely 15, and has already had breast implants.

Major Majormajor said...

That is some Trainspotting shite that there.

Anonymous said...

Ally is having to find work in a field of scorched earth that Lindsay left behind.

Fake tits, a machiavelian Mother/manager plotting Ali's career on a Ouija board, etc. What happened to Ali's singing career and her acting gigs?.

Dina at some point needs to realize that she can't do the job of a professional agent, and she can't make chicken soup out of chicken shit.

Anonymous said...

She does look more of her mom's generation, doesn't she? Sad that someone so young looks so used up, even in reference to Lindsay.