Ashlee Simpson has been more-or-less MIA since pumping out that Jungle Book kid of hers, but that's okay, because now we have Ali Lohan to step into that void. All Ali needs is a nose-job and an absurd emo faggot boyfriend and she'll be good to go (she already has the nitwit sister, insane father and failed music career parts taken care of).
Thursday, April 16, 2009
All Hail The New Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson has been more-or-less MIA since pumping out that Jungle Book kid of hers, but that's okay, because now we have Ali Lohan to step into that void. All Ali needs is a nose-job and an absurd emo faggot boyfriend and she'll be good to go (she already has the nitwit sister, insane father and failed music career parts taken care of).
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Hope she doesnt end up like her sister, but she more than likely will, she has said in the past how much she looks up to Lindsay - why I dont know.
Bless her heart, she does certainly look old for her age.
Jaime and Lynn must be feeling pretty dang good about themselves, as parents, right now. I mean, they "made" Britney wait until she was 17 before they signed off on the implants.
I guess in the Hollywood, since you're used up by the time you're 20, you should get those implants as soon as possible, right Dina?
That kid looks 49. She can't carry a tune and can't act. Dina's pissed off about it.
She actually manages to look only 30-ish in this photo, she must've had botox
This poor kid is train wreck waiting to happen.
Hell, she had botox when she was 10, got her tits done when she was 13
lol@11:16. I came here to say "Bless her heart she looks like a truck ran her over." You must be from the south too!
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