Monday, April 13, 2009

Allure Kashlopus

I like Chelsea Handler, but, I don't believe that in a million years. Fucker, please. She's a big shouldered awkward lanky chick..with sad tits. That's not even her hair.

12 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

They even fucked up her foot.

Anonymous said...

Lmao @ sad tits.

Disher said...

Asked about her favorite body part, Chelsea says: “My boobs are good. They’re real and perky.”

Fine. Have it your way, Chels, but, how come your clothes look like they fit for shit and your boobs IN CLOTHES look like the first part of a deep south vacation?

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised she did this shoot, because she had to know it would be photoshopped from hell to breakfast...and that everyone would know it.

Anonymous said...

Her boobs suck in the real world. these aren't hers. at. all.

Anonymous said...

I would not have recognized her in a million years. This is exactly the kind of shot some pop star would do and then Chelsea would make fun of it for being so obviously airbrushed.

Very disappointing move on your part, Chelsea.

Anonymous said...

Tsk, tsk Chelsea...how will you top this one? And don't say with class...it won't fly.

Unknown said...

Ok, but PADMA LAKSHMI is also nekkid in that issue, and she's a dish!

Anonymous said...

Who really cares? Chelsea comes into my living room every night and makes me laugh. I could care less if she ran stark nekkid through the streets of Los Angeles with Chewy strapped to her ass. Her show is funny, honest, and a bright spot in the day. Much like this blog really.

Thanks for all you do DD and Crabbie. I thing you're both amazing.

Disher said...

Thank YOU for reading here.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind if my boobs looked like that again...

Anonymous said...

I thought that was Brigette Marquardt for a split second LOL That thing was photoshopped to hell and back again!