Friday, April 17, 2009

Angie's Generous Offer


The Brad and Angie are broken up and warring stories keep coming like a good, long, satisfying shit. Here's a doozy: according to Look, Angelina has offered Brad $90 million to let her have sole custody of all the kids without his raising a fuss.

"The children are Angelina’s life," a source said. "I think she’s already resigned herself to the fact she and Brad may not weather this storm and she’s prepared to do anything to keep them.

“From the start, Angelina made it clear that money was no object and she’d fight tooth and nail for sole custody of all children.

“The fact remains she wants them with her on a daily basis. To ensure this, Angelina sat Brad down and calmly informed him she was prepared to make a one-off, no questions asked $90m payout to him if he’d agree to forgo a nasty custody battle.

Okay. So you're Brad Pitt. It's over between you and allegedly the world's hottest woman (who turned out to be an insane shrieking jealous hypochondriac). You have a choice between being stuck with these kids half the time for the rest of your life, not to mention the agony of still having to deal with Angie from time-to-time, or walking away with $90 million and your absolute total freedom. And how long would it take you to accept that offer? How fast can you spit out the words, "Yes, please, oh thank God in heaven?"

Yeah, I know, Brad loves the kids. But $90 million worth?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought she was pregnant again?

Anonymous said...

(Anon 4:30) It's her going away present...

Anonymous said...

lol @ going away present

I don't buy the break up stories but if or should say when it happens i think she'd try to buy him off in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

but i don't see how he would be swayed by money...he, i am sure, has enough of his own. why would he need her 90mil?

and what kind of person would he be if he did do that....think about it..he would have to be seen with those kids...it's hollywood afterall.

Anonymous said...

He has his own damn money, just as much if not more than Ang does. How could anyone take money over their kids? 3 of them are biologically his, he isnt walking away from them.

Anonymous said...

the 90 mill offer is for his no contest for AJ to have primary custody, not to walk away from the kids altogether, just not argue about it and have a prolonged court battle.

Either way i don't see BP agreeing to being a weekend and summer vacations kind of dad.

Anonymous said...

how dare she try to pay him off his children,what will those kids think of her when they grow up and know what she did. and not to forget what goes around comes around she stole someones husband broke her heart i hope she learns from this. let her feel jens pain

Anonymous said...

This will be denied, of course. It's probably not exactly true. But she will be hell to deal with if he should attempt to fight her for the 3 bio kids. He can make 90M in a couple of years, he doesn't need her money. The rumor IS that she is pregnant & they are married. As reported here. So, if they do split, it will not be pretty, not even close.

Anonymous said...

All I can say is....you dont have children do you crabby?

with3love

Anonymous said...

Laughable. The lot of it.

For starters; Pitt's worth more than Jolie. He could buy and sell that woman ten times over.
90 mil to Brad? Chump change.

Second, the man's waited a fucking lifetime to have children and it's easy to see he's crazy about each and every one of them-- bio and otherwise. Just because you'd sell your mother for a pack of cigarettes doesn't mean the rest of the world don't have scruples, ethics and morals.

And as to AJ being an 'insane, screaming hypochondriac, etc,' well, only someone with intimate knowledge of their private behind-closed-doors existence could come remotely close to being able to make that judgement call.

Somehow, I don't think a lame, second-string blogger from Podunk qualifies.

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 8:11?

I own a really nice bridge in Brooklyn, NY. Would you be interested in buying it? I'm selling it real cheap!

Anonymous said...

Its all bullshit. What source is this coming from anyway? Have their reps confirmed or denied a breakup or a pregnancy? Its called a rumor, people.

Anonymous said...

This stinks to high heaven, complete bs. I agree with other comments made, Brad doesn't need the money and no way he's leaving his kids.

Unknown said...

...like a good, long, satisfying shit.Love that line and I am stealing it. Nothing beats the feeling of relief after dropping a big log, LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

This is from ianundercover? I think that guy lives in a world of his own, but maybe there's some truth to some of it.

Anonymous said...

The "sources" that leak information about celebrities are most often nannies, security guards, maids, cooks, assistants, chauffeurs, pool boys, etc. These people are surrounded by small armies. Sometimes the info is leaked by the stars themselves ala John Mayer to ensure continued publicity. Regardless of what most celebrities say, they live for attention.
As far as the pregnancy rumors, when I heard she collapsed on-set of her movie, I remembered the same thing happened during her first pregnancy. She is scrawny, and doesn't have much in the way of reserves for a developing fetus to draw on.
Maybe a maid or someone else in the BP/AJ army found a used preg test in the trash. Time will tell.