Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Baby rumors for MiMi

There's always baby bump gossip about Mariah Carey. Honestly......MiMi loves MiMi, she's not going to go through something as nasty and distorting as child birth. She finally got married so that people would shut up about her being a whore or crazy or bi-sexual. And it fits her image. MiMi loves only MiMi. Nick Cannon is happy being Mr. Mariah and now he's sort of famous and owns a yacht. He doesn't mind picking up her dry cleaning and filling her humidifiers and cleaning up dog poop. He actually thinks he's a husband. There's no damn baby.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why should Mariah have a child? Nick fills the role quite nicely.

Anonymous said...

Have you read her twitter? She actually says nice things about her hubby.

Disher said...

She probably IS nice to him. He fits her agenda and doesn't interfear with her MiMi time.

Anonymous said...

She's too damn old to be having babies ... and too vain.

Anonymous said...

Mimi is getting very chunky, but I don't think it is baby fat. I think middle-age, late middle-age is rolling in on her.

Anonymous said...

I thought she went crazy and someone put her in the nuthatch...
She must have gotten out....go figure...She is doing the middle age spread it all over routine...Get a treadmill if your gonna wear rags like that.

Anonymous said...

nick looks like a twelve yr old in that picture

Anonymous said...

She's obnoxious gutter-trash and a poster-girl for "money doesn't buy class."