Monday, April 27, 2009

Brad And Angie v. Bodyguard

A man who once guarded Brad and Angie's world-famous bodies is in a legal battle with his former employers who are trying to stop him from including them in a tell-all book about his time with various Hollywood bigshots. The brave soul, Mickey Brett, reportedly became Brad and Angie's head of security around the time they fled to Namibia to have baby Shiloh in that simple 50-room cottage. Whatever Mickey knows, Brad and Angie don't want the rest of us to know, and they're willing to sue and smear him in order to keep him quiet. The stars' camp is already out telling people that Mickey is a pathological liar with a long criminal record who has been barred from the U.S. by immigration officials. Exactly the kind of person I'd want guarding me in Namibia.

Actually, I wonder what this Mickey person could tell us that we don't already know. That Angie's a crazed narcissistic control freak and Brad a pathetic, broken shell of his former self? Wow, shocking.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

They serve no purpose. Two of the most annoying twats on this earth. Most of us can wait until the kids grow up for the real tell all.

Anonymous said...

I remember Mickey; he is the guy who choked the fan in India I believe it was. The newspaper showed photos of him with his hand on the guy's neck. I think he is a Brit.

Anonymous said...

Come on Eric, start telling us what stellar people they are.

Anonymous said...

Ha,ha. I give Eric shit too for being so cheery!. No hard feelings Eric, Steve Garvey is still my Padre!.

Eric in San Diego said...

Aww HELL nah! I ain't ever commenting on these peeps ever again! They are on their own. No siree! Ain't gonna do it. Nope. Uh uh. No way...

Ome Omy said...

Anon 7:44, it did show him choking some guy, but I thought they said he was a reporter.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a good read to me! I don't for one moment think that their relationship was anywhere near what they've put on.

Anonymous said...

Anon, 12:45, I don't either. I don't buy that Miss Angie is some holy madonna, either. She's a nutcase, and is just hiding it well right now. That whole debaukle (I don't feel like whipping out the dictionary right now) with Billy Bob is one clue.

Anonymous said...

Poor Eric, you can write about how wonderful you think stupitt and skankalina are. Because it won't stop me from writing what idiotic douches they are.

10doll said...

She's a snotty bitch who's been convinced she's perfect & wonderful & Brad was reduced to her personal lap dog. Jen ain't looking to bad now, huh Brad?