Saturday, April 18, 2009

Britney Spears gets some new crazy

Apparently Britney doesn't have enough crazy, now she has a stalker. Miranda Tozier-Robbins was caught on Britney's Calabasas estate peeking in her windows. Miranda was a former American Idol contestant who got through the first round singing a Spears song. She was wearing camo and carrying a backpack with a video camera when she was picked up yesterday.
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I'm sure she was just trying to get some film of herself and her BFF together. Look in her eyes. See how nice she is? If Britney had been home she would have invited Miranda in for tea and let her babysit. Dog gone PoPo.

17 comments:

crabbie said...

I think I just found a new girlfriend for Lindsay.

Anonymous said...

Looks like that deaf psycho that butchered her lesbian lover that was shown on Snapped.

Dirty Disher said...

LOL crabbie.

Anonymous said...

Lindsays so desparate, she'd probably let any dirty birdie off the street smootch her cootch at this point.

Anonymous said...

Is this a picture of Crabbie finally? We want to see a pic of Crabbie !!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

Gwad, crabbie, post your damn pic already.

Anonymous said...

Crabbies too pussy to post a pic of himself !

Anonymous said...

It's Robyn from Celebrity Dirty Laundry! She ran out of stories to steal.

Anonymous said...

How is it that we all KNOW she's a lez, just from this pic? But we know she is, in fact, I thot it was a dude. Either way, it's a fucking scary assed picture.

Anonymous said...

.... looks like shes smoked a nice rock o crack and decided to go get the spears..

Bill said...

Isnt Crabbie really Martin Short????

Tonya said...

You should have some sort of contest that ends with the unveiling of Crabbie.

Anonymous said...

I just wander why Crabbie wont show himself, DD's never been scared to post pics of herself? Shit, if Perez has the balls to show himself, certainly Crabbie should too, noones as nasty as chipmunk face Perez.

Anonymous said...

I love boobs.

Anonymous said...

I love big back penis's too.

10doll said...

This story seems vaguely familiar to me...HMM..Oh I got it! Remove Britneys name & insert Kate Gosselins. Remove Miranda Tozier-Robbins & insert the name BabyMama. I knew that fan stalking celebrity story sounded familiar.

10doll said...

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A BIG BACK PENIS? GOOD GRIEF!