Sunday, April 26, 2009

Casey Aldridge Has A Bad Night

The pipe-layer who spurted his manseed into Jamie Lynn Spears and made her all knocked up (y'all) was injured last night when he crashed his F-150 (that he bought with all his pipe-laying money) on a stretch of Louisiana highway. The dumb-ass is reportedly in stable condition. The bad news is that he's being charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle. Someone should've charged him with careless operation of a penis after what he did to Jamie Lynn.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

What HE did to HER?

She's a fucking idiot. Anyone who'd give that cheating, lying, doofus-looking Gomer a second glance deserves exactly what she gets.

Fact is, most women put more effort into choosing a pair of shoes than they do in their choice of men. Jamie Lynn falls right into that category. (As does her sister.)

Fidel Castro said...

I thought it was revealed some old man tv exec from her show knocked her up. This kid is just a cover-up story.

Anonymous said...

Nobody gives a rat's ass about this Casey idiot, by the way.

Anonymous said...

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.

They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby.

But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days.

“The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states.

The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show. “Jamie Lynn has been working on Zoey since she was 13,” one of the sources said. “In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception.

“With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to.

“But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”

Another family source added: “Some of us have doubts as to the legitimacy of the claim that Casey is the father.

“Before the news of the pregnancy, how often did you see them together?

Anonymous said...

why are you blaming him? she is just as responsible to use birth contol. Mama Lynn should have done that 3 to 5 year birth control on her sexually active money maker duaghter I say she has another kid before shes out of her teens.watch

Anonymous said...

duh, tabloids are saying she's already preggo again

m. said...

I'd do him

Anonymous said...

I blame Lynne Spears. Both daughters are dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

crabbie. you. SUCK.

Anonymous said...

8:39 yea that story must be right, THE STAR wouldnt lie. Get a life.

Anonymous said...

Like The Star is worse than this shithole blog?

YOU get a life, wankstain

Anonymous said...

CUNT!

Anonymous said...

Whatever, Cheese Dick.

Anonymous said...

The last two comments above came from Casey and Jamie Lynn's phone transcripts.

Anonymous said...

IF any of that is true, older exec got her pregnant, and her parents have gone along with this farce of a cover up, they all need to be charged. Says everything about who and what they are as humanbeings let alone parents.

Anonymous said...

Takes 2 to tango, she's as dumb as he is. And their baby is FUG.

Anonymous said...

None of that exec getting her preggers is true. Have you seen pictures of the baby? She looks identical to Casey, a virtual mini-me.

Anonymous said...

Yep, I remember when she did that OK magazine interview and it had pics of her baby in it, poor child looks just like her dad casey. Shame she didnt come out looking like Jamie, she's cute.