Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Chris Brown Plea Deal Includes Jail Time

Well-placed inside sources are telling MediaTakeOut.com that Chris Brown has reached a tentative plea deal...which will include some jail time. This will probably be that celebrity jail that Paris Hilton and Nick Hogan had where they were kept separate from the general population - obviously, this greatly reduces the chances of Chris having some giant bad-ass fucker do to him what he did to Rihanna, but we can always hope. No doubt Chris will follow his jail term with a talk show appearance where he tells us how much he's learned, then a book deal, then laying another whupping on some ho, etc.,

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lets hope he gets some jail time, thats the least of his problems.

Grace Shurt said...

How and why didn't he just plead "no contest."

Anonymous said...

My thoughts too Sprite.

At least its an "official" he's guitly of sorts. No doubt whatever time he serves will amount to no more then a joke, which another poster in a diff thread mentioned will only give him street credit and inflate his lameass bully mentality. RiRi is so foolish to have gotten back involved with this creep.

Anonymous said...

He's one ugly nigga!

Dirty Disher said...

He looks retarded. He really does. Do you suppose he started in one of those special ed music programs?

Anonymous said...

Wish he was dating Pink....he'd never piss normal again.

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quirrely said...

He needs to be in jail and Christian Bale needs to join him.