Thursday, April 9, 2009

Closer to the Lord

“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him ,” she says about Justin, on The Rachel Ray Show in an interview airing Friday. “He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”
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I think she meant closer to the LOAD. There's a cure for that, genius. Get your head out of his lap and turn on the windshield wipers.

12 comments:

crabbie said...

Certain things in the Bible I agree with. Like stoning whores to death. Let's start with Miley.

Anonymous said...

That was awesome DD! The LOAD - classic!

Anonymous said...

Oh wow. I didn't know the Lord our God promted SEXTING.

I must have missed that part in bible class where it preached - thou shalt hold thy cell phone over thine head whilst skantily clad and making a skanky pout face and send out thine image to thy overaged boyfriend.

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO!

Dirty Disher said...

I don't know why brilliant people don't have a name on here, so I can say, that's funny shit, you!

Anonymous said...

She's just talking about calling out
god when he fucks her.

Anonymous said...

I was a dingbat when i was 16, but I'm pretty sure I wasn't an asshole. This kid is an asshole.

Disher said...

I love how the little twat thinks Rachael Ray is a Jesus freak too, and all of us. Like that makes her a good person. Yeah, she's more than young dumb. She's an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Dishy beggin of you NO MORE MILEY posts, at least for today! Ahhh!

pissymood said...

Song of Solomon maybe.

Disher said...

But, she's so dumb! Oh, ok.

Anonymous said...

He is one handsome guy, even caught in a candid shot. I guess her money is what draws him? Can't be her looks or her, um, personality. Maybe he is into dumb chicks?