BMG Nashville has dropped Jessica Simpson from their label. Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville don't want her either. They'll release some polite bullshit, but, the truth is, they're tired of empty seats, forgotten lyrics and her rambing about Tony for 30 minutes before every song. Jessica cried "But I rhymed hart with fart and Tony loves me!" Also some intelligent sparring, as in "You guys sux!" And "Do I look fat in these here cutoffs?"
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Coming to a 4-H barn near you..
BMG Nashville has dropped Jessica Simpson from their label. Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville don't want her either. They'll release some polite bullshit, but, the truth is, they're tired of empty seats, forgotten lyrics and her rambing about Tony for 30 minutes before every song. Jessica cried "But I rhymed hart with fart and Tony loves me!" Also some intelligent sparring, as in "You guys sux!" And "Do I look fat in these here cutoffs?"
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
15 comments:
I think there's still room for her on the next "Surreal Life" or "Celebrity Fit Club" or "Dancing with the Stars" or "Celebrity Mole" and so on and so on....
Wow, she has some huge ta-ta's ! Look like their full of mama's milk.
She is the typical woman waiting outside the church doors to make sure she is seen on Sundays. Come Monday she's faking love to everyone and creating drama.
"She is the typical woman waiting outside the church doors to make sure she is seen on Sundays. "
Since WHEN?
How the hell do you know she goes to church or not, anon 3:30 ?? You and Jess good pals that talk on the daily or something? Hater.
Wow, there are a lot of Jessica sympathizers around here. I am guessing it's the chunky patrol sticking up for one of the club, or members of her church.
How did church get brought into this anyhow? Closed minded & assumptive much?
Why, Jessie's own dad likes to point out just how nice her boobies are! Tha's jus' FINE, mah lil gal done growed up....and OUT! In all seriousness, there is no seriousness involved with this gal. She's racked up some serious dough, gotten world wide exposure, been married, had her own TV show, and now dates an NFL quarterback. Not bad for a lil ol' dumbass! Props to her for MILKING this for as long as she can!
LMAO @ chunky patrol!
"Coming to a 4-H barn near you..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Forget bloggin' - You need a frickin TALK SHOW!
mm
Dearest Anonymous April 8, 2009 5:51:00, what comments were made that made you think the chunky patrol was on here sticking up for Jessica? Just wandering because I'm not understanding where that came from.
Tickets to see Jessica Simpson will now go on sale for $1.99 and a bean burrito. Mention Tony's name and get free nachos.
She is so over. I wish she'd take her "Ah'm jus' a girl, which means I is stupid! Tee hee!" act and go away.
Hey hey you you I don't like your boy friend!
Whats the matter anon 5:51? Feeling stupid because you realize that there isnt one comment on here that has anything to do with people sticking up for her because they too are chunky ????? Dumbass, you should read more clearly or get a new prescription for your glasses.
Post a Comment