Keith Urban climbed on a chair and kissed his wife, cracking her face in several places. She was rushed by ambulance to a nearby body shop where 6,000 pounds of body compound was used to repair the damage. Keith payed for the extensive work in tour bus turds and country music. Which is really the same thing, when you think about it.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
CRACK!
Keith Urban climbed on a chair and kissed his wife, cracking her face in several places. She was rushed by ambulance to a nearby body shop where 6,000 pounds of body compound was used to repair the damage. Keith payed for the extensive work in tour bus turds and country music. Which is really the same thing, when you think about it.
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Let me save my heckler some time..FUCK ME! I'm a whore and my grand kid's ugly!
I just have this vision of his lips being FROZEN to her face like that kid with the flag pole in A Christmas Story!! So cold, so very cold...
Yo, Disher...we got your back! I guess your heckler forgot that this is a forum wherein YOU vent and we comment. Sheesh! He/she/it must be from the DEEP south when even comments directed at an immigrant country singer can be so damaging to their little country world. Ah...screw 'em!
Death Becomes Her
remember that movie? its true
watch that movie she made Austraila her face does not move ! so much for showing emotion like an actress is pay to do
Botox aside for a minute, what IS she doing to her hair the past couple years? It's almost like grey hair that wont take the strawberry blonde color well to say nothing for the re-fried and fried again. Her hair is 30 years older then she is.
Hey Eric, don't sterotype the DEEP SOUTH like that man. I'm from the Deep South and I LOVE DD and totally agree that it's her blog and she can say and do as she pleases!
LOL!
hahahahahahahah!!!!
My bad, Anon! Wherever the heckler is from he/she/it needs to go back there!
Its amusing that she womanly flatly denies having anything done to her face, its as obvious as Nadia's wannabe Angelina face!
awww!! how can you say that? go back to that pic and take a good look. her face is crushed where he has his nose next to her eye and wrinkled around the mouth where she is laughing. keith is nearly as hot as my hubby who has just walked in with a circa 2000 david bowie hair cut. the only thing you can say against nic is that she probably has an acute vitamin d deficiency as a result of not enough sun. we are afraid of the sun downunder because of the fucking big hole in the ozone layer above our heads. anyway, this time i really am flying off to laos (to catch some sun and flirt with my husband). so see ya!
She's destroyed her looks.
YAAAAA! Lia's hubby with hot hair!
Just FYI..I love Nicole, I think she's gorg. Urban looks like a junkie midget on a bender.
I wanna see Lia's hubby's hair LOL
Lia! We wanna see the hair!!!!
"climbed on a chair" !!!!!!!
Krakz me up!!!!
BTW - there's only ONE Disher! You can't refer to yourself as Disher on the Disher blog, fucktard.
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