Friday, April 10, 2009

Fishy on GOOP


"First of all, I never know what to wear in Los Angeles (are those pajamas??) and inexplicably, I am always freezing here. Having had a good look through the spring collections, I don’t think it’s necessary to make any sweeping changes. They are still selling gladiators that are almost identical to the ones I got last spring and there hasn’t been any major shift in silhouettes. I am going to stick with the classics and update a few simple pieces that are easy to wear."
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If Paltrow wasn't such an asshole, I'd feel sorry for her. It's like she's talking to herself. I don't think she has any friends.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's selling her used clothes on ebay.

Anonymous said...

I actually understand what she's saying. And agree with her.
But then again, I'm a mega-clotheswhore.

Dirty Disher said...

And you're probably a nice person who doesn't think the world should bow to you. EVRYONE understands what she's saying. That's not her problem.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe she models the clothes. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE MODELS THE CLOTHES!

Sprite

Anonymous said...

She has Madonna and Chris Martin as her paradigm of hope.

Raymi Lauren said...

i'll be her friend if she pays me

Anonymous said...

she's talking like Martha Stewart does in her magazines. Except Martha talks about shit she knows about.

Anonymous said...

I actually really like her outfit in that pic, what ruins it for me are the shoes she's wearing with it, and the fact that she is the model.

Anonymous said...

who the hell does this twat think she is? Coco Chanel? How dare she! I agree with DD, she talks to herself because she has no friends 'cept Madonna. I wouldnt' want to talk to her either!

Anonymous said...

Paltrow smells like fish. Rotted tuna.

Anonymous said...

Jeebus, for the time and money to have a good look through the spring collections and decide whether any sweeping changes need to be made...

Anonymous said...

Ooohhh, it's a dilemma alright. Especially the part about what to wear in Los Angeles. Hahahahahah!!!!