Britney's people have decided to put out some positive press and they say She's committed to learning as much as she can about horticulture and how it impacts your well-being."Whenever she returns to her California home she's straight out in the garden working. She's very proud and knowledgeable about what she's planted and what is growing around her house."*
Sure. What ever you say. But, when is she home? She's on tour and the only thing I've ever seen her do in the garden is smoke and flash poon.
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She grows tampon strings.
She pushes out yeast and makes homemade bread. She learned that trick in the swamps of Louisiani, where NOTHING is wasted ;-)
Just curious, does that picture show a dance move, or is she trying to work out a wedgie?
I can't believe people pay money to see her. Fuck.
I can't resist quoting Dorothy Parker here: "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
BWAAHAHAH 6:32 and 11:27!! Perfect!!
Er...wonder what kinda bugs frequent THAT garden? :P
It's so silly the way her "people" constantly try to convince us she is interested in anything other than smoking weed and eating Cheetos.
WTF is she doing? Why are her legs all funky lookin? Looks like she can't handle those ho-pump boots.
Britney doesnt smoke weed, she has to get drug tested for her visits with her boys.
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