It finally happened: the intensity of Glenn Beck's craziness caused someone to faint on the air. God damn it, how long have I been warning people about this? Glenn Beck is the greatest public health menace we've faced...pretty much ever. This guy needs a label slapped on him: "Prolonged exposure to Glenn Beck's frantic, paranoid, blubbering political-evangelist schtick may cause dizziness, hives and/or cardiac arrest." Call out the Navy SEALs and take this guy down.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Glenn Beck Is Hazardous To Your Health
It finally happened: the intensity of Glenn Beck's craziness caused someone to faint on the air. God damn it, how long have I been warning people about this? Glenn Beck is the greatest public health menace we've faced...pretty much ever. This guy needs a label slapped on him: "Prolonged exposure to Glenn Beck's frantic, paranoid, blubbering political-evangelist schtick may cause dizziness, hives and/or cardiac arrest." Call out the Navy SEALs and take this guy down.
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Un-fucking-believable that GB actually had to ASK one of those worthless log-lumps for help.
Wouldn't want to step in front of the Almighty camera or anything, now would we...
Happened upon this site and have just one question. What is the age level here?If grammar and language are indications of maturity and education then the bloggers are lacking in both.Who can take you serious when your lack of understanding for current events is coated with profanity.You will always be lower middle class, dealing with drug issues and poverty because you have neither the desire or motivation to better yourself. As long as you have a keyboard you will feel important . But in truth your are nameless and your opinions will be forgotten I have no doubt that this post will be bombarded with nasty comments yet that alone proves my point.
Don't know who this glenn beck guy is but he seems to have handled the situation pretty well.
Regardless of someones beliefs or whom dislikes who, not moving to help someone in obvious need is a serious lack of character and common decency.
mhatr I think you make sweeping judgements on who you think the posters on this board are or what their circumstances might be. Far below your's in your mind it seems. I think you might find your assumptions challenged.
One contradiction,and i'm probably wasting my time, you can't be driven to poverty from drug issues and be living a middle class lifestyle at the same time.
Middle class america has 2 fulltime incomes usually well over 100,000. Poverty is living an entire year on 4 - 6weeks salary of that middle class families income. Massive difference.
And if you think the majority here are living in rodent infested squallor because they are unmotivated and ill educated, your comicly offbase. But the fact that you haven't been able to figure that out you on your own, says alot about who you like to front yourself to be.
Most people come here to have a chuckle about some hollywood, pop culture gossip, or even let off a little steam, winning a pultizer isn't on the agenda, so lighten up, you might enjoy life a little more. Have a nice day.
I think he could have done more than take a fainting person's hand. The guy had the wherewithal to TELL HIM he was passing out beforehand.
I love when people with no clue about proper grammar bitch about grammar:
"If grammar and language are indications of maturity and education then the bloggers are lacking in both.Who can take you serious when your lack of understanding for current events is coated with profanity."
Sorry to inform you, "take you serious" is a colloquialism and your next sentence should have ended with a question mark, not a period.
I didn't know they had PCs in psychiatric wards.
I said lower middle class. And you CAN be driven to poverty thru drug issues. Also if you think middle class is well over $100,000 you are living in fantasy land
RE: mhatr
If you don't have anything nice to say, shut your face. Please and thank you. ;)
Of course you can be DRIVEN to poverty via drugs & drinking, but as 10:49 said you are not living BOTH in poverty and a middle class lifestyle at the same time.
There is no lower middle class anymore and the casm between middle class, poverty and real wealth keeps getting wider. One time the middle class consisted of the white collar educated professional classes, that isn't so cut and dried anymore.
52,800 is considered "typical average national median income per household that cannot actually afford to live the middle class lifestyles"
In other words, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
I find it amusing you think only middle class american's are worthy and everyone else is a tv movie of the week waiting to be written. That is really pious don't you think?
Anyway who cares. I come here for Dishers takes on situations and her opinions, wether i agree with them or not, they often make me laugh and i don't know about anyone else but laughter makes my day fly by and feels a whole lot better then bitching from dawn till dusk.
Finance; and lack of understanding of the subject is the reason why so many people can't build wealth. We in America live in a creidt world of instant gratification. Cut all your credit cards, or save one that you pay off every month. If you can't pay for it cash; you can't afford it.
He probably just fell asleep. I do every time I watch this kind of stuff.
BTW, I am always amazed at the quality of posters we have here. I don't care what anyone who "happens" in thinks. This crazy little site is a mecca of all kinds of interesting people. I can get legal advice, medical advice, explanations from surgeons, pshychiatrists, midwives, child care experts, models, beauty queens, actors, moms, chefs, social workers, teachers, animal activists, vegans, fashion designers..the list goes on. And people who make me laugh on a daily basis. It doesn't get better than that.
We like you too, DD... ; )
Referencing DD's remark:
As a waitress, allow me to give you advice on how to deal with obnoxious blowhards.... "Really, mhatr? I hadn't thought of it in that light. Thank you for offering your opinion." Now let's all ignore him/her until they leave.
3:34:00. I was a waitress too. Have you seen "Waiting?" It's good.
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