Paltrow on her Poop blog: "If your bowel movements get sluggish, you can accelerate things by drinking half a cup of castor oil or using a mild herbal laxative. Bowel elimination is paramount for correct detoxification."
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She has nothing to do all day but monitor her poop and post body shop horrors in expensive rags. Bitch needs a job. That stuff is between you and NO ONE..nobody wants to hear it...except your doctor. And it makes him sick too.
She has nothing to do all day but monitor her poop and post body shop horrors in expensive rags. Bitch needs a job. That stuff is between you and NO ONE..nobody wants to hear it...except your doctor. And it makes him sick too.
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no one to hear about poop
sigh... thats ALL I hear about from my elderly realatives. you dont KNOW just how Important Shitting is to some people.
I think there are some things you don't need to talk about. I think Gweyneth is obsessed. She should be friends with Kate Gosselin, she loves poop too. The gross me out. Yuk.
Nasty woman!
Differ with you there. People into health talk about all systems of the body.
Then she should say, "A healthy GI tract is essential..."
Punto. Period. Nada mas.
Sprite
You made that up.
No, I didn't.
If your bowel movements get sluggish, you can accelerate things by watching Shallow Hal while listening to any Coldplay song.
Half a cup?? Yikes. How about a tablespoon or two?
Ohhhh, the narcissistic women of Hollyweird... as soon as they get tired of talking about what they are putting INTO their bodies, they start talking about what comes out of it. I guess since no one believed that she and her pals really read all those highfalutin books. You know, before you outted her, I didn't really have an opinion of her -- now I see her as unbelievably self-absorbed.
Popps not very important to anyone until they can't have one or can't stop.
Paltrow is certainly cementing her eccentric status hasn't she.
It doesn't even take a half cup of Castor oil to cause labor to start!! Try 1-2 ounces at most.
But, why this self absorbed bitch needs to take any is stupid!!
She should just eat that organic whole food healthy diet she brags that she makes for her kids. I'm sure if she would explain, the cook and/or nanny would allow her to eat the same food, then she would have no need for this stupid crap!
She has been this self absorbed for a long time. She was brought up as being VERY special, and was probably quite surprised to find out that her poop actually did smell! Her asshole behavior is nothing new. Just more exaggerated!
I can't believe Gwynnie doesn't realize what a fool she's making of herself with this whole GOOP nonsense. I'm starting to wonder if the whole thing is a joke.
Gosh, how I hate this cow
laxatives addiction is common among women. And it is stupid. Why taking laxatives at all? 'bowel movements are sluggish'? So eat some fruits, problem solved.
Could someone please shoot this imbecile.. and all producers of laxatives?
Laxatives are used, mainly by women as a way to control their weight, it usually always,but not necessairly goes hand in hand with binging , this is their method of the perging process & often leads to the induced vomiting.
Dirtydisher: Yes, she's obsessed...with herself. There isn't a subject on earth more worthy of her time and energy.
Girlfriend's hair(cut) looks like shit and she needs to lay off the tanning spray.
Sad how totally clueless she is. In a way I pity her. Poor delusional little twat.
I have to make a comment here regarding the labor-starting capabilities of castor oil alluded to by Barb.
It doesn't necessarily work. If your body is truly ready to labor, it might jump start labor by giving you diarrhea and cramping, but if your body is not really ready, you just get to stay up all night with the diarrhea, possibly nausea, and cramping.
I've been a labor nurse for years, and always think of those who admit to trying to start their labor with castor oil as dumbasses. I don't tell them that, but I do tell them that diarrhea and intestinal cramping do not amount to labor, when they come in to see me at the hospital, hoping to be admitted.
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