Scar-Jo has lost her tits and half her male fans on some crazy diet. Turns out Gwenyth Paltrow is to blame. She turned Scarlett on to her trainer, Tracy Anderson. If you look up that chick, she's the one sucking money out of Paltrow for rip off gym chains where she tells people they can exist on cherry tomatoes, lemon water and bowel cleansings. Last year's "cleanse" made Gwyneth hallucinate and may have damaged her liver. I couldn't care less. Maybe the bitches will diet and enema themselves until they disappear completely. Kieth Urban's tour bus emptied shit more intelligent than these people.
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She looks hungry and miserable.
If you're dumb enough to listen to Gwyneth Paltrow, you deserve every last watery shit and hunger pang.
Crabbie said "...you deserve every last watery shit and hunger pang"
Jeebus that's funny! And concise! And quotable!!
You are the wind beneath my wings.
So let me see if I understand this...Gwyneth is giving diet advice to a woman she is in direct competition with for roles...makes sense! I wonder why ScarJo would do anything to put her best assets (read: BOOBS) at risk? That's like A-Rod taking medical advice from Barry Bonds...oh, wait...
why do actresses all want to look the same way?
except for kate Winslett please dont change kate
Ha! AND she dyed her hair BLACK. There goes the other half her male fans who prefer blondes. She can't go back to blonde now without losing half her HAIR.
That's an improvement? Her nose looks gigantic in the new version with that nothing, andogenous (sp?) body. Is that the direction we want to follow, Gwen P? Yuck.
Frankly, there's no different in Scarlett's size. She's wearing a skin tight black dress in the After photo, a white gown with a push up bra and huge skirt in the Before photo.
Gwyneth did the Master Cleanse, which her trainer had nothing to do with, so if you're dumb enough to bitch about the diets of stars, at least get them right.
Scarlett is only famous for her figure. Now that she's dieted like crazy she has nothing going for her. Bad move, Scarlett.
4:23, you can see all the weight she's lost in her face...
^^^ oops, I forgot. AND look at her collar bones, she's definitely dropped some pounds, it's not just the dress.
She looks half dead. Seriously, hello Vampira.
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