Friday, April 17, 2009

Grandma got some hooker shoes



That's right, Granny can pay the bills now kids, I've figured it out. Found these old silver studded Lucite wonders at a sale, they'd never been worn. (Can't imagine why.) The box said (in pencil) Merry X-Mas LuAnn, 1964. Thank you, LuAnn, where ever you are. Size 5.. works for me. Also found Kate G's Multiple Ble$$ings, see it there? It was in a dime box and the lady wouldn't take the dime. She said she was over charging for it. Ha! Take that, Hate.
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Makin' the kids proud, eh?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

How sexy you must feel now; go Grams!!!

Leslie said...

THOSE ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING AWESOME.

Anonymous said...

Awesome shoes & killer stems grandma!

Travis Noodle said...

You rock those Hooker shoes Gramma!

Unknown said...

Those are so tacky it's fabulous!

Shelly said...

Okay, now you're taunting me!!!
2 reasons I love shoes...
1. You don't have to get undressed to try them on.
2. No matter how fat you feel, you always wear the same size.
And now 2 reasons why I really dislike Kate Gosselin...
1. She told Maddy she has 2 different sized feet on national television.
2. Two of her children can vomit on cue.

Anonymous said...

Wait...is that one of the "invisible grandmas" from the show?

Anonymous said...

You's a Ho now. $$$$

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Anonymous said...

Did you post this just to make Shauna Sand (?) jealous? She would love to put those on her orange feet.
They're pretty cute but I was wondering if I ever saw such shoes back in '64...I don't think so, so thanks for the fashion update.

Now tell us where you're going to wear them.

Dirty Disher said...

I'm gonna wear 'em with my stonewashed denim leggin's. They're streeeetchy. And my black Rocky Horror T-shirt. An my fake Prada bag and lucite earrings. Posh got nuthin' on me.

Anonymous said...

I had to wear shoes just like that in my cousins wedding a few years back ... are you sure you werent diggin thru my closet DD ? LOL

Anonymous said...

Which one of Cinderellas stepsisters was trying to squeeze their feet into those sexy shoes?

Anonymous said...

This is the reason I go garage sale shopping.
Enjoy the classy new heels--they look great on you!

Anonymous said...

Do the heels light up when you walk? I saw some with Stacey and Clinton that did.

Must say that a lot of ladies in FL of a previous generation have those lucite shoes. Not hookers or former. They love these shoes. Very, very cool.

Dirty Disher said...

The heels are solid. That's what's cool. They can double as a hammer. When I'm done with them I can put them in the tool box.

Unknown said...

Nice Pedi DD, you cougar!
K

Dirty Disher said...

THAT, my friend, is L.A. Colors from Dollar General..$1.00 and it lasts for weeks!

Anonymous said...

The Gosselins are not worth a penny either.

cupcake said...

I like them

Anonymous said...

My g'ma had so many cool things that I would have loved to have had when she died. Hats, bags, heeled satin slippers with boa feathers on them, pinoirre sets,heels, heels, heels, all colrs and shapes. Color block pair of heels in orange, white & green & yellow. So, much cool shit. My evil mother had an auction at an undisclosed place & time & sold everything. No family members were notified. In fact...those look kinda familiar Dishy...hmmm?????

Anonymous said...

DD ain't no regular Ho, she be a Ho-fessional!

Anonymous said...

I love the shoes, You've got great legs. I wish I could crame my feet into a size 5. I'm glad the lady selling stuff realized that 10 cents was too much for the book. Smart gal!!