Thursday, April 16, 2009

Gwenyth tells us why talking bad about HER is wrong

Paltrow is mad again, because no one understand that she is trying to make the world a better place and teach us ignorant low lives how to live. GOOP. The emails she posted are obviously from herself and she's sic'n some "experts" on us. Gwenyth's spiritual smack down falls short, because it's boring and self serving, as usual. Yawneroo. Paltrow thinks her shit doesn't stink, but, you can smell it all over the planet. And she has no friends. Luckily, she enjoys her nose up her own bung hole.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I were her I'd just enjoy my children, family, money, fame, beauty, and success. It's funny how that's not enough for her.

MaryL said...

What is with the heavy eye makeup? Jesus! White eye shadow went out in the 60s!

Anonymous said...

Hasn't she got to the spiritual lesson, "We preach what we most need to learn" ? Well maybe that's for next week.

Btw 'goop' is what I call my dog's eye mucus......eewww...

Anonymous said...

She's committing one of the biggest spiritual mistakes of all: pointing the finger outward. To quote Dire Straits - "when you point your finger cuz your plans fell through, you got 3 more fingers, pointing back at you".

If she's bitching about being criticized, one of her expensive gurus should mention that she needs to look inside herself to see what SHE'S doing wrong.

Oh, I remember her saying, Fuck the haters!....yeah that's Real Spiritual.

Anonymous said...

"Luckily, she enjoys her nose up her own bung hole."

And she ADORES playing the victim. Oh, poor, poor, Gwynnie.

Eric in San Diego said...

Hey now...don't be hatin'!! She's just trying to make the world a better place by sharing her insight and spiritual calm with us mere mortals! Bask in the glow of she who is Gwenyth.

Better living through chemicals, eh? Oh, the white eye shadow thing?? She's married to a ROCK STAR, so she can do whatever she wants. Just ask little Apple, hmmm?

Anonymous said...

If the idiot cunt REALLY wanted to make the world a better place she'd shut up and go hide...

Anonymous said...

Who does she think gives a flying crap what she thinks personally on any subject? I don't get this egomania with celebs who think their opinions are worth more than yours, mine or my precious dog.

Anonymous said...

1:10-I know! Jeez, she's rich, has a healthy family, everything, and still she seems so miserable all the time. I don't know what's wrong with her. You'd think she would stop complaining for two seconds.

I don't think she is beautiful, though. I think she is pasty and plain, and looks especially ugly in the close-up pic used for this post.

Anonymous said...

Wow, she has really aged .. guess its from hangin out with Madonnas old ass.

Anonymous said...

Not only is she fucking ugly but she is a complete idiot.

Anonymous said...

She looks like a duck.

Anonymous said...

quack .. quack