Thursday, April 23, 2009

Gwyneth...ridding the world of fat

Fishsticks has given Mario Batali a free membership to her gym. Gwyneth feels his weight is unacceptable and according to Page6 a source, "Mario is the only fat friend she has, and she wants him to change."
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This has to be a lie, because Gwynnie has no friends. The rats in her L.A. mansion won't even talk to her.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

If this is true, she is a truly shitty person. That Mario guy has a mirror if he wanted to change he would do it, I'm sure he is not waiting around for her to get him a gym membership. If I were him, I'd stop being her "friend".

crabbie said...

Gwyneth will not be happy until the entire world is full of billions of Gwyneths. Tell me how she differs from Hitler?

Anonymous said...

I thought Oprah was her friend. Or only part-time, when she isn't fat?

Unknown said...

Friends don't try to change friends. Gwy needs to walk into reality..it's been evading her for some time now.

Anonymous said...

Gwen and most of these children of Hollywood, to include the other delusional bitch Angelina, have no idea what the world is really about. Viscous stupid talking heads is what they all are.

Anonymous said...

what a mean, hateful bitch! Why doesn't she use some support for those damn drooping ass tits of hers? If she wants perfection, she should look to improving only herself. No one else's life is her business. I love Mario, how insulted he must feel. Did she also give a gym membership to "O"...cuz, ummm...she could certainly use one as well.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she's fucking perfect. Thats why her house is infested with rats! Good!!! She deserevs rats up her GD ass. Good!! Makes me sooo wanna go east her fucking house, right?? Mario needs to tell her to tend to her rats & he will tend to his body. And he may as well add, "I don't give a rats ass what you think!" This is never gonna get old!!! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

"Makes me sooo wanna go east"


"...go eat at..."

whoops, sorry gang. That made no sense.

Anonymous said...

Aw, how nice of Gwyneth to do her friend a favor by explaining to him he is fat. I hope Mario returns the favor by explaining to her that she's a snotty bitch.

Anonymous said...

Most chefs are chunkers .. probably wouldnt be if they werent eatin up everything they cook

Anonymous said...

Not really the point 8:45. Her inflated ego & ignorant actions are.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Lot's of jealous wanna-be's and never-were's here today. Talk about 'haters'...
As for you, 7:09, wtf is a "viscous stupid talking head"? Apart from Madonna, can a celebrity be mucilaginous?

Ohhhh, you meant to write "VACUOUS".
(sure ya did)

Anonymous said...

I will never understand people who come to snarky celebrity sites and then get mad at people for being snarky.

Anonymous said...

10:34 your post proves what a dumb ass you really are.

Anonymous said...

If there is such a thing as fate, and "what goes around does eventually come around" then pretty soon maybe fat... will rid the world of Gwyneth.

Anonymous said...

Did I ask you 9:27? Nope, didnt think so. Was simply making a statement about chefs. I dont give a rats fuckin ass about Gwynie or the fat readheaded cook, or you for that matter so suck it.

Anonymous said...

Hey, hey...let's keep it fun here.