Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Have no fear, Twitter's here!

Twitter.. I just broke into her house, killed her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.Tequila is dead
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Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I'm staying at a friend’s house 2nite (about 4 hours ago from web) Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I've been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I'm sad and shocked and bye (about 4 hours ago from web) I dont want to call police because media will get involved and im an emotional wreck right now and dont media make it worse. Going away (about 4 hours ago from web) They Broke everything in my living room....EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I'm so sad right now....this sucks (about 4 hours ago from web) I dont want to talk about this anymore and will be taking some time off as I am sick right now......goodnight and I love u all. God bless (about 4 hours ago from web) Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment....I love u all (about 4 hours ago from web) pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me (about 4 hours ago from web) Pt.2 but someone did indeed break into my house. It's been a very scary night for me. it's 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all (about 4 hours ago from web) Pt 1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don't know who logged into my account and wrote that.
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Twitter's timeline is from yesterday. Srange little alien faced bisexual F-lister needs to Twitter Demi Moore. Kutcher and Moore can fix anything. Oh, and lay off the crank.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

W T F ?!??!?!?

Anonymous said...

Maybe I need more coffee but I don't understand this post at all.

Did I miss a meeting?

Dirty Disher said...

Nope. It's just Tila twitters. You know as much as I do.

Anonymous said...

Why are we ranking on her after that crazy sht happened to her??

Anonymous said...

That made a whole lot of sense @@

cupcake said...

It appears someone broke into her house and used either her pc or cell to twitter the first post. Then she got home and found her house trashed and her doggie locked in the trunk.
Then she told everyone what had happened and wrote that it was not her who made the post about Tila being dead. That is very scary.

Anonymous said...

I never understood all the fuss about TT. I watched her on MTV for about 5 minutes and concluded that she and her hangers-on/groupies are all bat-shit crazy.

Dirty Disher said...

Don't call the cops! Twitter instead. Yeah OK.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for calling it what I was thinking - Alien Face is right, and damn scary too!