Mayer had a little trick when he was with Jessica Simpson.."John used to tell Jess all the time, 'I'm really attracted to your spiritual side,' " a friend said. "He'd tell her that every time she opened her mouth to speak. It was a nice way of basically saying, 'Just sit there and be pretty, and don't ruin it with talk.' The sad thing is she started to tell people, 'I'm working on being more spiritual,' and then just sit there quietly."*
Page Six got that gossip from one of John's asshole friends and Simpson's reps had no comment. I don't think it speaks well of Mayer to be an ex of Jessica Simpson. That's like saying, hey, I dated a door knob, but, it was a really hot hand carved brass antique door knob. Still a fucking door knob. Put that in your pipe and fire it up, John.
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He's an attention whore and dated her for her tits and the publicity. His Jedi mind tricks had her so confused that she colored her hair dark and thought he was the one.
Yep. Jedi mind tricks, that's funny.
he got her to shut up by sticking his dick down her throat!!! Duh!!
I can talk with a Virginia Slim in my mouth. Be reasonable.
LMAO omg Dish THAT was the funniest thing i've read in weeks.
I wish this guy would just shut up. He's a musician; so make some music already!
I have a couple of his CDs, but the more I hear him talk, the less I like his music.
This just confirms for the millionth time that John Mayer is a tool.
I like the doorknob analogy, though I would liken Jess more to a lucite doorknob than antique brass.
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