Jen Garner, in her never ending quest to look normal, says of her Mother: “She taught me to proof my yeast with a little bit of sugar, which she learned from her mom, Violet,” she says. “And she also taught me how to stretch a roasted chicken to make three meals. Though Ben could eat an entire chicken in one sitting.”*
Since when does she have to stretch a chicken? If I had kerbillions of dollars, I wouldn't have the balls to say that shit. She'd be better off telling us how her husband chokes his chicken every day. You know he does. Jen can tie a string around her organic chicken and dip it in Violet's wadding pool to make yummy party soup for all I care. We already have Paltrow's blog, isn't that enough torture?
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Does she have a newsletter now too? Oh well, it could never be as terrible as Gwynnie Paltrow's is.
I agree she's got a lot of nerve talking about how she needs to stretch her chicken. Hon, you don't need to stretch anything, and we all know it, so drop the act.
she grew up not having anything. She probably admires & respects her mom for raising her with values. Remember she said she felt rich when she could pay her insurance? Yea, this girl may have tons of money now, but I get it. I would be the same way, always thinking it's going to go away. Too bad more celebs don't think that way. How many live beyond their means, end up bankrupt and no career? It can & does go away. I get what she means. She knows how to stretch a chicken, good for her. She probably doesn't actually do it, but she has been shown how. She has a good mom.
Has nothing to do with this post, but that child has gotten so much homelier the older she's gotten.
Awwww. . . I just love little normal Violet. Nothing made-up about her.
As far as the chicken comments go, I agree with 12:ll. She started poor, and that doesn't ever leave your mind. Some people spend more, to prove they can, some people conserve too much.
Jen is such a phony. She has been fake and a user since she came on the scene.
Come on.. making a meal that you can stretch to 3 has nothing to do with money. It is such a joy to not have to think of anything different and/or prepare a big meal for 2 extra nights. Just heat and serve. Great!
And, Violet is really cute. Very natural. And, they don't "put on" the way many big stars do.
Fully agree with 2:11 more celebs should think ahead a little bit, it doesn't last a lifetime for very many 'stars', the light burns out eventually, but if you've been smart about the money when it was rolling in you'll be more then ok when your 15 minutes is up.
I love it when people say shit like, "Jen is such a phony. She has been fake and a user since she came on the scene." and then just sign off. No explanation, just a statement of fact. Because she or he just knows. Just like that.
OK 9:01:00
She is a phony because she uses men to furthur her career and then pretends that she is this 'girl next door' person. She used Foley, then when still married to him was screwing Vartan, then while she was still with him started screwing Affleck and then WOW a few months later when she found out that Ben was getting bored and still in love with JLO; she 'oops" gets knocked-up. Gee!! how convienant.
She obviously doesnt realize the amount of money she has or she would not only buy more chicken but new underwear that arent falling apart at the seams.
I can't stand Jenn's voice-every movie she is in she baby talks. Yuck. I hope her kid is just having a bad picture day and doesn't really look like that...
9:52 your a funny "little" person. You know all of this is true because you read it in the rags at walmart.
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