All this time we thought it was Sam Ronson and the paps ruining Lindsay's life, but it turns out it was really her stylist pal Patrick Aufdenkamp, a man of fluctuating sexual preference who is described as a "bad influence" on innocent, dear little Lindz. Aufdenkamp has, among other sins, reportedly encouraged Lindsay to drink and drug despite her being on probation. Cause Lindsay would never do those things without being pushed into them.For more insight into the perverted, Lohan-destroying mind of Patrick Aufdenkamp, hit this Gawker page full of his leaked Twitter postings. I'd type out a few of them but I haven't sorted my toenail clippings lately and they're getting soooooo disarranged.
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Insight into how boring they are.
i read that for a bit, soooo boring. Seemed perfectly normal.
Nice hair dude...wow
what are those? Slut bangs?
HE'S get non monopoly money for being a STYLIST?
Well this explains it all.
He's a STYLIST??? What style, exactly? Ambiguously gay sk8er boi? Another dude who thinks pseudo gay equals fashionista! What a tool...
Lindsay!! Hey! I can make you look better than that and I'm an old straight guy in San Diego!
I just like saying, "Aufdenkamp".
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