Friday, April 17, 2009

Jen Still Won't Give Up


Jennifer Aniston has spent her post-John Mayer time reacquainting herself with old hook-up Gerard Butler's penis, and now it seems Jen has hatched a little dream of moving to Scotland with Gerard and buying a farmhouse. Oh Jen, will you never learn? Butler's as much of a playah as Mayer ever was. Maybe more of one. I swear, this broad is just addicted to having her heart broken. I almost feel sorry for her. But I can cure that by looking at her face for a few seconds. There...all better.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

really been liking your posts lately crabbie

Anonymous said...

She is a dumb needy bitch. Not really attractive and not really talented. Just damn lucky.

Anonymous said...

I like her and I think she is attractive in a clean, nice way. I don't think she is at all a dumb needy bitch either. Jealous perhaps?

Anonymous said...

Nope not jealous at all. Just entitled to my opinion. I am also a man so there really is not all that much to be jealous of. I'm just not that into her I guess...

Anonymous said...

Why is she SO desparate? She isnt half bad looking and she's got some big bucks in the bank, why cant she find a normal decent man to settle down with? I'm thinking the problem isnt the men she goes out with, the problem is within her.

PS. why do people assume others are jealous if they arent particularly fond of someone? that's so stupid.

Anonymous said...

How can you be jealous of someone you don't know and never will?

I agree with 7:37, JA's unhappiness in love is rooted in herself, thats why she keeps picking the type of relationships that are doomed to fail almost from the start.

Anonymous said...

People naturally assume jealousy because nine out of ten times that's what it is. Why is it because someone doesn't find someone decent to settle down with it's always the assumption it is within that person, ever thought maybe there isn't too many decent guys out there?

Anonymous said...

I am jealous of the fact she has so much money, and I admit it. However, I am NOT jealous of her looks. She is homely as hell! Also, she needs to stop jumping from guy to guy to guy like an insecure teenager.

hannah said...

Why do people always assume that she wants to settle down and have kids? Maybe she just likes dating different men and there is nothing wrong with that Also, not everyone wants babies. I'm forty and childfree by choice. I'm also divorced (he wanted kids, I did not) I love having my freedom and have no plans of ever marrying again!! People never question men in their late 30s and 40s and call them needy/desperate. Look at George Clooeny, for example. It is assumed that he is not married by choice. I'm sure that if Jenn Aniston wanted to get married and have the house/kids, she could in a heartbeat.

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, I'm happy alone. Maybe Jen is too. I think she's really cute.

seachelle said...

Good point, Hannah. She could just enjoy dating around and not having any long-term commitements. Good for her. I love to be alone too, like DD..maybe JA does too..what's wrong with that? Don't have to deal with a full roll of toilet paper being left right by the empty on on the dispenser...no toilet seats to put down...everything where you left it...bliss. I also happen to think she is beautiful. I hope she's having a great time with whomever.

Anonymous said...

i like her, she's funny and pretty.
however, i watched marley and me and she looked odd. like she had some work done, or injections of some sort. hope she doesn't go down that path.

Anonymous said...

I think she looks amazing here. Is this new or old? Her hair is dark. I can't keep up.

Anonymous said...

News, Kids.
Gerry Butler is not the player that the rags make him out to me.
And, frankly, I doubt that JA is Gerry's type, except for making a film together.

Regardless, it is so not our b'ness.

Anonymous said...

oops.
finger foulup.

Shoulda written "Gerry Butler is not the player that the rags make him out to BE.

Anonymous said...

Who ever said she wanted to be free and alone? If that was the case, why is she a serial dater? And she has said on occasion that she wants kids, wtf is she waiting for? She's already hit 40, she doesnt have too much time left, unless she plans on pulling an Angie move and adopting.

Dirty Disher said...

OMG 40???? She should kill herself now.

Janine said...

She's nothing but a little whining snit. You're undignified. Get over yourself already, you needy bitch.

Anonymous said...

She is beautiful, end of story.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why people think she is homely, but I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

Eric in San Diego said...

Here's my observations...feel free to shred at will.

1. Jennifer Aniston is considered by many to be VERY attractive. I tend to agree. Wholesome, yet still unashamed to show off a killer bod.
2. Jennifer wants kids. Ok. Maybe she was just feeling particularly wistful that day, but her lifestyle doesn't seem to indicate any such willingness to forego red carpets, Cannes, making movies, and generally bopping around the globe.
3. I don't believe for one second that she has had "work" done.

Just sayin'...

Anonymous said...

sorry Eric but if dont think she has at the very least had a nose job, youre just plain stupid. Look at pics of her now and ocmpare them to her early Friends days...her nose is a LOT smaller.

Anonymous said...

No, DD, she shouldnt kill herself because she's 40, she should'nt be having babies much later than 40, its high risk pregnancy & the % of babies born with downs is significantly higher than, say, someone in their 20's & 30's. I wasnt implying that 40 is OLD.

Anonymous said...

If she denies having a rhinoplasty done, she is a big fat liar. Watch her in the movie Leprechaun and look at her now, her nose is half the size it used to be.

Anonymous said...

I like JA for all the reasons people have posted here. She's beautiful, has kept herself up well, has a nice lifestyle, and I think she is really living the life she wants. Most of us women were programmed to want children, and many who shouldn't have them, do. I see it all the time in my line of work. Maybe she will adopt some day, or maybe those few wistful urges will go away. In the meantime, she is freely picking whom she wishes to play with. I think she's enjoying life.

Anonymous said...

If she's enjoying life so much, why is she still so bitter about the whole Angelina cheating with Brad thing? She seems to always bring it up in her interviews .. in some way, shape or form.