Sunday, April 12, 2009

Jessica farts out a statement on her fan site

I didn't make this up, it's true. Jessica Simpson posted this on her fan site.."Why do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly.
Didn't God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is beautiful, then so are we.
Love yourself morning, noon, and night. Sunrise. Sunset."
Xo jess
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It's painful to shit rainbows and it's sad when all the little unicorns die and start smelling like a bean burrito left too long in the Texas sun.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somehow I picture a half empty bottle of Jack Daniels, an empty box of Krispy Kremes, a crumpled pack of cigarrettes on the table and Dukes of Hazzard on the TV, and a drunk Tony Romo holding a bottle of lube and whispering those words in her ear.

Dirty Disher said...

Snort! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a serious lack of self worth to me.

Anonymous said...

she does look pretty good in that pic tho..

Anonymous said...

Ooh I like that dress! Was just wanting a dress with those colours.

Dirty Disher said...

I like the dress too.

Eric in San Diego said...

She is KILLIN' that dress! Tony knows...people can rag on Jessica for whatever they want, but the girl has money, some big sweet funbags, and nice legs...it is NOT about her intelligence. You want a rocket scientist? Head on up to Stanford and get yourself a nice Chinese girl. You want a multi-millionaire with a hot bod? Right there in that dress...