Brad and Angie's former bodyguard Mickey Brett is, as you know, planning a book that lays bare the truth about the couple's wacky existence. Among the revelations said to be included in Brett's book is a crazy one about Brad and Angie's sex-life: that Brad likes dressing up in diapers and a baby bib, and that he and Ang sometimes bring in a third person to participate in their bizarro role-playing games. Brett claims he once hid behind a door and listened to the insane threesome play a recording of baby noises while they had sex, then spank each other until they all came. Well, that's how you keep spice in the relationship, right? It's either that or kidnap drifters to torture.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Kinky-Ass Shit
Brad and Angie's former bodyguard Mickey Brett is, as you know, planning a book that lays bare the truth about the couple's wacky existence. Among the revelations said to be included in Brett's book is a crazy one about Brad and Angie's sex-life: that Brad likes dressing up in diapers and a baby bib, and that he and Ang sometimes bring in a third person to participate in their bizarro role-playing games. Brett claims he once hid behind a door and listened to the insane threesome play a recording of baby noises while they had sex, then spank each other until they all came. Well, that's how you keep spice in the relationship, right? It's either that or kidnap drifters to torture.
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Actually this does sound like what Angie would do. It was written that she is a freak in bed anyway so this is probably tame compared to what she used to do.
Maybe that's why Jen broke up with Brad. She did not want to have baby with him or treat him like one.
ewwwwwwww.
Sounds like bull shit. Not that I think those people are normal.
I dont think so the guys out to make alot of money with lies.
I'm with 6:21. This ex-bodyguard will say anything to get noticed, and I'm sure he knows the more far-fetched the better. If he would have said they're into threesomes I'd buy it, but with baby noises ...too much. I have a baby and believe me baby crying is not conducive to a great sex life.
Brad is a bottom, and we all now it.
dress like babys and spank each other
I beleive it
So believable. Angelina revealed to the world every freakish detail of her debauched life. Now we're supposed to believe that she is this normal loving mother and partner, please. Behavior like hers doesn't disappear not without years of therapy and behavior modification, which this bitch hasn't had. Perverts don't change they find new and different ways to stimulate themselves.
What a load of horse shit. Didn't occur to some of you that this guy could literally make up ANY type of weird sex stuff re: Brad 'n Angelina?
Besides, imagine if a disgruntled former employee of YOURS decided to tell all. Not that anyone would care, of course... but how many of us have scandalous shit in our lives we wouldn't want made public? (exactly) I'd wager at least 99.9%
In any case, there's no way -whatsoever- to verify this loser's allegations, and that's what it all boils down to.
I so agree. This guy knows well that the only way anyone's going to buy his story is if he makes it waaaaaaay bizarre. Thus, diapers and goo-goo ga-ga.
This former bodyguard (or whatever he was) must be a real piece of work to stoop to this kind of voyeuristic tale-telling.
That couple can have sex with a one-eyed, hybrid, Episcopalian kangaroo, for all I care, and for all *any* of us should. Their sex life- kinky or straight, wild or mild, frantic or nonexistent, is nobodies business but theirs.
Hope he makes a bundle off the sale of his bs story, because his chances for future employment went down the drain with word of his forthcoming exposé.
Generally, I would agree if this were any other couple. But these two, Skankalina, not as much Brad has put every detail of her life out there. So, all bets are off. I don't give a rats ass about their life and the bitch should have thought about it before she made her life an open book. Her words.
I heard about this some time ago. Nothing surprises me anymore. Eh...who gives shit?
That's an old pic of Brad in his "dress wearin'" days...I'd forgotten about that.
My vote is the real truth is usually somewhere in the middle.
Seriously? There are people here who BELIEVE this shit? Wow. The abject hatred some folks have for these two people never ceases to amaze me.
A long time ago, Gwyneth Paltrow said in an interview that Brad Pitt has BO. He looks like he stinks. . .but then again, so does Gwyneth.
he wasn't showering at that time. he even said he wasn't. you know how the really hot hollywood guys are...they think it's sexy and cute to not shower.
That does sound like BS to me.
I have no problem with Brad & Angie. She is strange and he is getting decades older by the minute. But whatever kids they have or adopt they are raising with their own money. Lots of people who are very, very wealthy give nothing back to the world. At least these two give their spare millions to help others.
I don't care if Brad Pitt wanted to wear garders & fairy wings & wanted me to call him Lady Marmalade! Those 3 things are exactly what Id be doing without a moments thought. My husband might have a prob with this, but what's that saying "It's sometimes better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission". There's a total double standard here though, because I'd be pissed if my husband did this. Aw what the hell, if he's into Pitt as much than he should go for it! LOL
I totally care if people are having sex with kangaroos! Consenting adults? No. But sex with animals? Yes!
Wow, censorship, you really suck, DD.
I'm with Eric on this
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