Monday, April 13, 2009

Kourtney Kardashian in Maxim




Umm, couldn't they photo shop her eyes on straight? Or her nose either? It's okay, they paid her in stuff they found under the sink, a used roll of toilet paper, a half a box of tampons and two urinal cakes. AND she got to put "model" on her resume.


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't have known it was her if you hadn't said so.

Anonymous said...

I want to be photo shopped once....lol

Anonymous said...

Usually when someone photoshops your face you look BETTER. WTF happened?

Dirty Disher said...

Uhhh, she's ugly?

Dirty Disher said...

1:11:00 PM ...send me your photo.

Anonymous said...

Glamour Shots!

Anonymous said...

I bet her mother was right there in the room that mother is the worse stage mother whoring out her daughters in nude photoshoots, granted the daughters are pushing 30. but its just ick

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't have known it was her either, gross

Dirty Disher said...

Kriss does whore them, but,they are pushin' 30. They have no skills, no jobs, no respect..I guess I don't blame Kriss for it. What else would you do with a pack of superficial daughters who want to be models?

Dirty Disher said...

Continued bitching..seriously? They won't attend school, they're spoiled, they spend more on sunglasses than most people make in a month. There's nothing else to do with them. Good luck, Kriss. Maybe the two you had with Bruce will...no they won't. They're horrible too.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone else getting sick of photos like that? So formulaic and boring: Not sexy.

Oh ja, those Kard. girls are dum-dums. Hopefully that kind of fame will die a speedy death.

Disher said...

She's a bad model. Stiff and awkward. Odd really.

Eric in San Diego said...

I was in Las Vegas this weekend and I SWEAR I saw this same photo being handed out by a Mexican guy on the strip! Sorry, but I wouldn't screw a KardASSian girl with a rented dick! Ewwwwwwwwwwww...

Michael angelo saulsberry said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLNlaCwyxS8