Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Mariah is mad that we insulted her Easter dress

Mariah Twitters: "I don't know what was worse, the bleak angles and bright peach dress ... or the b.s. commentary/blogs, but Nick looked cute." And, "And if I gained a few pounds.. my trainers back living with me again."
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So there. When Mariah gets fat, or thinks she's fat, it makes my week. Does she think the "angle" made her head shrink? Does she Google herself constantly? Just BUY THE RIGHT SIZE, STUPID.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Must be nice to just move your trainer in when you become slightly plump.

Anonymous said...

Another selfserving completly out of touch with reality cow.

Anonymous said...

No one would look good in that dress with those horizontal lace bits and that stretchy fabric. Even the length is wrong for someone as rotund as MiMi seems to be. Hey, we call em as we see em. You put yourself out there, you're going to hear the truth.

Anonymous said...

If she can't take heat tell the fat media whore to get away from the cameras and put on clothes that fit.

Anonymous said...

"Buy the right size?"

Pffft! Pass that dress up as if your life depended on it, ladies. As anon 12:48 said, NO ONE would look good in that stretchy-horizontal-lace-strewn mess. errr, "dress".

Anonymous said...

You think with all the money she has she could buy something tasteful. That dress and those shoes scream cheap mall store and probably something aimed at 12 year olds.

Anonymous said...

Mariah heads into "stuffed sausage-casing" territory all the time. I'm not a fan of too-small clothes on voluptuous ladies: It looks cheap and desperate.

Eric in San Diego said...

The woman has a KILLER bod, even with a little extra! Her skin is luscious, and I've always found her to be sizzlin' hot. The problem is that she's never moved beyond the inner city girl in terms of fashion! Dressed appropriately, in FITTED clothing, she would be a knockout. Dressed like an 18-year-old hooker in a dress made from Grandma's bedspread she looks like crap. The only way that dress looks good is in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor...

Emmie said...

I agree with Eric, Mimi's body is great, always has been, she just dresses it all wrong.

Anonymous said...

Whats up with the soccer mom sweater?

Anonymous said...

Mariah Carey lives in fantasy land, not long ago she insisted she was a size zero. She probably thinks she is a great big fat size two now! Ugh.

Anonymous said...

Size zeroes are just getting bigger and bigger and bigger....