Mayer Has His Own Sarah Larson

George Clooney's not the only one who can swear off famous broads for a dalliance with a member of the hoi polloi: John Mayer is proving he can do it too, by fucking around with Scheana Marie, a cocktail waitress who acts on the side (she'll be appearing in an upcoming Jonas Brothers special as a pizza delivery girl). "We're friends," Marie told People mag of her relationship with Mayer. "He's a great guy. He's funny and sweet." Exactly what Jessica and Jennifer thought when they first started going there. And then they learned the truth: the man is a dog. But, this Scheana chick has a whole different agenda - she's not already famous, so she actually has a use for Mayer besides as a fuck-buddy. She's playing him while he plays her. A match made in heaven, I think is what they call that.