Thursday, April 2, 2009

Mayer's heart didn't come with instructions

John Mayer's new song goes..“If you want more love, Why don’t you say so?” and lyrics including: “Drop his name, push it in and twist the knife again; Watch my face as I pretend to feel no pain, pain, pain.”
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Jen Aniston's new song lyrics go. "You were sort of cute in that one video and I needed a red carpet date, but, then I found out you're gay and retarded and now I know why you sucked in bed and dated brain dead blonde bimbos and you won't be seeing me naked anymore, but, we can be friends and twitter, except I don't twitter, ha ha. Brad, Brad Brad."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought they were cute together, but I guess once a douche, always a douche.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious post.

Tisk said...

I didn't see the vid that got pulled. Could someone please describe what was on it?

cupcake said...

It's here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRqaMHWgFm0

lia said...

thanks cupcake. mayer ROCKS!!! what a dude. poor anniston, she didn't know that she was only a good thing. she just wasn't good enough for him. too narrow minded and up herself and too old in the head. pitt was about as good as good a catch as it was ever going to get for her. and he got so bored that he ran off with angie. what a sad looser anniston is. hasn't even got many friends. only courtney.

lia said...

sorry, meant she didn't even know that she was onto a good thing (with mayer)

Anonymous said...

sounds like a country song