Michael Jackson's driver is in a world o' trouble after allegedly striking an ambulance outside Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The two EMTs inside the ambulance at the time of the crash say they were parked in an alley when an Escalade came along, hit their vehicle, and proceeded merrily on. The EMTs say they then saw Michael Jackson climb into the vehicle before it sped off. The ambulance was busted up some, and the EMTs say they are both being checked out for possible whiplash or other injuries (after first consulting lawyers no doubt). And what of Jacko himself? When reached for comment, the freak's reps said, "He is doing fine. M.J. is okay it was not bad." Uh...no one was worried about how Jacko was taking it, dears. Jacko wasn't even in the car when the crash happened. Is it possible that Jacko's reps are as removed from reality as Jacko himself?
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of course his reps are completly detached from reality! They are working for jacko! The only way to survive working for this living freak show is to shut down your brain for the lenght of the contract.
that picture is giving me major creeps. shudder..
wow, he was so good looking back in the day...when he was a young, successful black man!
Now watch--he'll use this as an excuse to bail from the shows.. "I was in a car crash..."
How come he hasn't gone away yet?
Filthy child toucher.
Hi Crabby, Pleased to meet ya!!
I'm the mother of the censored cat photo, Shelly!!
Damn, Mike's looking foxy these days!
I bet he won't do many or even any of his big 'comeback' concerts in London. I hope his backers are heavily insured.
I like how he puts his face in "finger quotes" because usually someone uses "finger quotes" as the punchline of a joke. See Chris Farley's SNL sketch.
Creepy! The best thing that could happen to him would be to complete rip that face off and have a new one built for him. Sleezey, nasty, pedophile...yuck.
Peter Pan pixy face...old man hands.
He should be behind bars for all the little boy touching he's done in his life. Asshole.
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