Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Michael Lohan Rushes To Lindsay's Aid

Michael Lohan has seen his daughter Lindsay's pain and is swooping in to help make it worse. "Breakups are never pretty and they're never easy," Michael told Extra. "I'm here for Lindsay any time. I've cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A." Cleared your schedule? That's a good one. What was even on it? Lunch with Stephen Baldwin? Meeting with your parole officer? Continuing your search for a hitman who'll do Dina in exchange for food stamps? Fuck you, you phony bastard. And leave Lindsay alone. She hates you.

10 comments:

Disher said...

You said it all. That fucker is so full of shit he's not even a good joke anymore.

Anonymous said...

Hi, I'm Bishop Lohan; Lindsays Father!. Look at me, here I am being a good daddy!. Take my picture!.

Eric in San Diego said...

The man is a complete ass. Him wanting to help Lindsay is like a lit match wanting to help dynamite! Just what she needs...

Anonymous said...

Hey, her mom isnt any better. She pimped Lindsay out at a very young age, she let her smoke when she was very young, knowing full well that the bitch has asthma, she gave her booze, probably snorted her first line of blow with her too. Yep, Michaels a poor excuse for a father but he didnt do all the shit Dina has done/is doing.

Anonymous said...

We can only hope Bishop Lohans changes run slightly along the real line and his daughter is open to help. Someones gotta try or there will really be a "long last she RIP" post.

lia said...

man!! he's laughing! he can take a leave out of brittney's fathers book. this is just the break he has been praying for.

Anonymous said...

What a self-important ass! Half the world laughs openly at him for his transparency but he keeps making his paternalistic speeches.... to a daughter who could never benefit from such crap.
Disher's right - he's not even a good joke anymore, he turns my stomach.

Anonymous said...

He's very attractive and charasmatic.

Eliza

Disher said...

Dina is Satan. Lindsay has shit for family, they're worse than mine and that's saying a lot.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, DD, BUT, I bet Dina doesnt comb thru Lindsays belongings to help herself to like your mom does LOL .. I'm kidding of course :)